keep the cones up

When your friend tells a joke that still needs work they should "keep the cones up" until it's ready to tell in public.

Joey, your joke isn't remotely funny, better "keep the cones up" on that one.

by Hewhopointsouttheobvious March 23, 2023

melted vanilla cone

When jerking or being jerked off you lie on your back and ejaculate straight up...the load comes down all over the tip and hand thus looking like a melted ice cream cone

My spooge went and came down in warm gooey mess...finger licking good...she said it was like a melted vanilla cone

by cykofiend February 22, 2014

cone crumbs

The remnants of an ice cream cone left in ones beard, shirt, lap, the table or stuck to your arm.

That cone from Micky D's was so good I still have cone crumbs on my shorts!

by djtimyd August 24, 2017

Old cone

And old school person

Man he an old cone

by Old cone March 03, 2020

Chocolate Dipped Vanilla Cone

White man with a black penis.

Mike: I think I have a new fetish. White dudes with big black cocks.

Matt: Ohh you like that Chocolate Dipped Vanilla Cone?!

by ModernDrunkard April 30, 2016

Cone Artist

Someone who steals a traffic cone off the road and tries to sell it.

Bloke 1: "Is that guy selling stolen building equipment?"
Bloke 2: "What a cone artist."

by SteamUser24632332 September 14, 2021

Dirty Cone

The act of ingesting chocolate syrup through one's anus (boofing) with a traffic cone or funnel.

We got into some weird stuff last night, and she asked me for a dirty cone.

by Storm109 December 27, 2019