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11th Commandment

This is not an extra rule that would contradict with God's laws; instead, it promotes and defends them.

11. Thou shalt displayeth the Ten Commandments in all public places.
Like it or not, there is no Separation of Church and State. It says nowhere in the Constitution of such a policy. However, people have the right to not be oppressed by a particular religion, but they still can't have that religion taken away from people.
by I Worship the Lord February 22, 2005
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top commenter

A person who seems to stalk you on the world wide web, always first to comment/reply to any status update, tweet, blog posted by you. Family would assume you are the closest of friends, but in actuality you barely know this person. Band members or other public figures are frequent prey to this kind of predator.

In some cases, when your social life has become breached and a parent has become your facebook friend; this person is almost always said parent, which tends to discourage you from posting all together.
"I am being punished so hard right now by my top commenter on facebook. This 40 year old lady I met once in Utah has an off-the-wall "See More" comment for everything I post, she's a total status killer!"

See also: Status Killer, Punisher, "See More"

Alternate Example: "Oh man, I had the craziest night last night. I wanted to post a pic but "top commenter" would be all over it, I can't let him/her in like that..."
by thefoldrock June 1, 2011
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going commando

*To masturbate.

*A type of military operation and technique involving a solo commando unit.

*To not wear underwear (the reason for this really revolves around the fact that commando missions are so intense that you supposedly shit your pants...thus if you don't wear underwear during a commando mission, you basically test yourself in the attempt to ensure that you don't crap yourself during the mission).
SOMEONE : "Looks like Dave's goin' commando today!"
ME (in camoflauge & aviator shades) : "Hey, I'm wearing underwear today."
by Dave April 1, 2004
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Commoner

Someone who doesn't think outside the box. Someone who maintains a very basic perspective.
Dom: Wow look at that sunset! Look at the colors and the way the sun glows! So beautiful!
Jo: I mean... it's just the sky. It's just clouds and stuff. What's the big deal?
Dom: Jeez! You're such a COMMONER!
by anthony_dean December 28, 2015
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11th commandment

An additional commandment added by God which states:

Thou shall not spoon another man's meat.
You just went and stole the friend I wanted you jerk. You don't spoon another man's meat. That's the 11th commandment
by balls? January 5, 2009
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commandeer

to be designed and developed
This website was commandeered by Clip Creative.
by mcclippyclippyclipclip September 3, 2010
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Cabbage Commando

You heard Jones got a transfer to the Royal Logistic Corps? He's gonna be a real life cabbage commando!
by Barcley Teh Great February 7, 2009
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