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Chocolate condom

The act of when you fuck someone in the ass and your dick is lightly layered with poo
George told me that Lacee gave him a chocolate condom last weekend when they did anal.
by Katie Ginger October 3, 2017
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Internet condom

A version of parental controls that makes internet browsing safe and searching for dank memes impossible. Made for guys named Yung.
Yung: I need protection... like rubber outfit before searching for dank stuff.
Other user: an internet condom?
by Constlyung October 28, 2017
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marital condom

Prenuptial
Think you may need a marital condom for this bitch.
by SubstancePfun November 1, 2017
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California Condom

When you stuff a smallish box into a free flat rate envelope to defeat the high cost of shipping to far off places.
Brenda in Long Beach ordered this sweater from me. It's $9.85 to ship it in it's own box, but I crammed it into a California Condom and got the cost down to $6.90
by global_shipper December 22, 2018
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Life Condom

A manner of living in which your sole goal is to endure as long as possible.

Synonyms: "Those goddamn Orientals"
by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019
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Florida Condom

A condom used by a person with an STD.
Malcolm uses condoms when he has sex. Dude that's gross, he's leaving those Florida condoms laying around?
by MexicanJ0ker April 27, 2020
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Mobile Condom

A person who has been cummed into and binned
My friend Dave is a mobile condom, he gets used all the time.
by Dangerously Ginger January 23, 2021
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