Carlos Classic

Unannounced disappearance during a night out (often to the kindergarten, where Carlos tends to lurk in the shadows while scouting for prospective roster signings).

'During a bois night out'

Erik: Let's go to another bar, no baddies here right now.
Johan: Yeah sure, but where did Carlos go?
Albin: He's gone off to scout for rocketshows at the kindergarten.

Erik: Why's he always gotta do the Carlos Classic on nights out?
Johan: Lil bro can't help himself.

by EI Chapo February 7, 2024

Aryan Classic

A man-loving man, or a trans woman in it self, or having any intimate feelings/relations with another man, or a trans woman

"I just saw John make out with some dude."
"Another aryan classic."

"Did you hear Robert just transitioned? She's an aryan classic now."
"What's her new name?"

by _kALAFIOR November 23, 2023

Kuzz Classic

When u fucking a bitch in missionary and swing her legs on your shoulders and procede laying the pipe.

Man I just had some great sex in Kuzz Classic!

by Amanda Hanlon November 28, 2023

Willy Classic

A Willy Classic (aka Monroe Classic) is when somebody puts their heart and soul into a project and say it's gonna be their "next big thing" and then after two weeks let it completely die and never bring it up or talk about it ever again.

"Willy, whatever happened to that -insert thing-?"
Either; "I don't know" or no response at all
"Willy Classic..."

by Burnswood November 29, 2023

Waltha Classic

A sandwich with peanut butter and hagelslag (a Dutch sandwich filling)

"Today I ate 13 Waltha Classics."
"Then you must've been hungry!"

by Goofyahhfunny December 6, 2023

classic imo

when a person is showing care and empathy for a fellow human being.

"I was really upset this whole week, but then Joe called me. He's a classic imo."

by cheaksting December 14, 2023

iso classic

the definition "iso classic" comes from the ancient BREAD ISO (aka ECG ISO). an iso classic is when someone in valorant is always on the bottom of the leaderboard.

dude ur pulling a iso classic with that k/d

by ppwapoo April 17, 2023