Person: *draws a my little pony with darker skin*
Other person: “forced representation…”
Another person: “wow that person is chronically online, forced representation doesn’t mean giving a fictional horse a darker skin complexion!”
Other person: “forced representation…”
Another person: “wow that person is chronically online, forced representation doesn’t mean giving a fictional horse a darker skin complexion!”
by NexyNex June 7, 2024
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Records in any recordable form, of compelling events having taken place.
Not just any events, however - said events must be:
-outlandish
-fantastical
-neutral to bad
-difficult to believe for those not present
-able to be described as "gnarly" or "gnar-gnar"
Social Media is the most commonly used medium for the recording of such gnar events, but it is not reliant upon this medium. Journals and diaries are another common form.
Records in any recordable form, of compelling events having taken place.
Not just any events, however - said events must be:
-outlandish
-fantastical
-neutral to bad
-difficult to believe for those not present
-able to be described as "gnarly" or "gnar-gnar"
Social Media is the most commonly used medium for the recording of such gnar events, but it is not reliant upon this medium. Journals and diaries are another common form.
Brian: that was a crazy show last night!
Rob: I know right? Can't believe we got out of there in time.
Brian: oh yeah we sure did. That swarm of rats seemed more ready to party than we were hahah
Rob: omg so gnarly dude. This is definitely going down in the Chronicles of Gnarnia.
Brian: lol already on it
Rob: shred the gnar
Rob: I know right? Can't believe we got out of there in time.
Brian: oh yeah we sure did. That swarm of rats seemed more ready to party than we were hahah
Rob: omg so gnarly dude. This is definitely going down in the Chronicles of Gnarnia.
Brian: lol already on it
Rob: shred the gnar
by robot.palmtree August 13, 2024
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A meaningless insult that vaguely insinuates that being online is bad.
An easy ad hom to get out of a debate.
An easy ad hom to get out of a debate.
"That is such a chronically online take!"
(I don't need to come up with an argument because I can just say you are chronically online and not elaborate as to why I am right or why you are wrong.)
(I don't need to come up with an argument because I can just say you are chronically online and not elaborate as to why I am right or why you are wrong.)
by Treeclimberfruiteater December 10, 2024
Get the chronically online mug.A modern condition caused by excessive exposure to TikTok, Reels, or short-form content, leading to mental “brainrot”—characterized by a cluttered mind filled with useless trivia, viral sounds, and fleeting dopamine hits. Symptoms include decreased attention span, compulsive scrolling, and quoting random TikTok audios unironically.
I needed to study for the finals tomorrow, but instead, I was scrolling on TikTok and IG Reels for several hours because my Chronic Brainrot Syndrome (CBS) was flaring up. Now I can’t stop humming random TikTok audios while panicking about my notes.
My Chronic Brainrot Syndrome (CBS) kicked in hard last night. I spent four hours watching IG Reels about cats instead of finishing my project.
My Chronic Brainrot Syndrome (CBS) kicked in hard last night. I spent four hours watching IG Reels about cats instead of finishing my project.
by Aflbck December 19, 2024
Get the Chronic Brainrot Syndrome (CBS) mug.When leaving someone you love causes physical reactions like racing heart beat, tingling skin, and even loss of coordination . While being near them makes you feel better and being in their arms makes you feel like you are home and you never want to leave.
"I must have Chronic Love Syndrome. Being with my BF is always feel better and when we hug I never want to let them go. I want it to last forever."
"Whenever my girl leaves my syndrome kicks in"
"I may have Chronic Love syndrome because I want to hold you forever"
"Whenever my girl leaves my syndrome kicks in"
"I may have Chronic Love syndrome because I want to hold you forever"
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Hey look at alfie on jerkmate over there. I could recognise that vein pattern from anywhere. He such a chronic gooner
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