Quasi-camping

The art of sleeping in a portable structure at a camp ground with every single comfort from home that it's not really camping at all. This often results in an experience far more expensive than an expensive hotel. (Different from staying in a caravan, as that is not camping but caravanning). People who go Quasi-camping are often loud obnoxious and never take their rubbish with them.

I went to the campground, there were so many people Quasi-camping, it gives me the impression that they hate the outdoors and would rather stay at home. They were obnoxious, loud and messy.

by J-Jim August 13, 2021

mario carpino

A true Sicilian. Probably wears track pants all day and could be behind 9/11.

Welcome to the family, you are now an honourary Mario Carpino. 🤌

by Stfuchristopher September 17, 2021

barge capping

Barge Capping is when an rather large or should we say massive lady has a thing we like to call an apron that when her rainhead suctions to a man’s or woman’s limb and not only barges it’s way in but it coats the area like a cap !! Barge Capping!! This sexual activity does hurt the other person because of the sheer gerth of the massive lady’s big box doing this technique.

Pete turned down Belinda when she asked if she could barge capping his thigh !!!

“Shit man I got barge capped to the fucking maximum last night by big box belinda and it was fucking the most moist suction pleasure I’ve ever received to my thigh” Pete Said !!

by ShadieCracktivities May 14, 2022

Boomer Camping

A style of camping that middle aged folk tend to engage in where they buy a caravan or deck out a van with as many of the luxuries and conveniences of modern life as they can such as ovens, comfy beds, TVs, fridges, power banks, etc. They are often found in small groups and park up in secluded areas in the countryside or in caravan parks. Typical boomer camper hobbies include drinking at 3 in the afternoon, watching pirated movies and tv shows with kodi sticks, going on 7 mile dog walks and grilling.

"I hate it when my parents drag me along on their boomer camping trips, it's not even real camping."

by genericurbandictionaryname July 24, 2022

josh carrington

josh carrington is the most alpha male you will ever meet in ur your life, he is famous for being the most solid person in morecambe and being friends with chazhamps. do not go anywhere near this man because he has a history of stealing peoples gyal and snorting anything in sight.

josh carrington is lenger then rueben spencer

by ruebensbabygorl July 26, 2022

Bar Camping

Single people hang out at a bar until they find somewhere to sleep that night.

“What are you doing tonight?”
“Bar camping!”

by Hunderfunder January 20, 2023

Bar Camping

When single people hangout at bars until they find someone to go home with for the night… or weekend!

“What are you doing tonight?”
“Bar camping!”

Where are you sleeping tonight?
“I don’t know yet! I’m bar camping.”

by Hunderfunder January 20, 2023