Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

You're nothin but garbage! That's what you are, you're garbage! You sick old woman muff garbage! Muff cabbage!

by IsiMan85 October 17, 2010

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

You got fucking muff cabbage in your muff!

by TheKruton October 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage

A term coined by South Park used by people from Jersey. Typically used as an insult.

You are Muff Cabbage. There is fucking cabbage, in your muff.
What does that even mean?
It's a Jersey thing.

by letsgoducks October 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage

A woman's saggy, bloodhound cheek esque beef curtains.

Dan: "Did you hear about Kristin Hanlon's saggy beef curtains? They're FUCKING DISGUSTING. Total Muff Cabbage."

Stan: "Yeah, they taste like an Arby's Melt."

by barrywhitesballsack November 13, 2010

Kingston Cabbage

Marijuana.

Wanna go behind the principal's office to smoke some Kingston Cabbage?

by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009

soggy cabbage

When you take a cabbage, and piss on it, and make your friend eat it.

Oh dude, I made him a soggy cabbage!
Ewww!

by Burzonic July 21, 2016

chinese cabbage

A chinese hairy pussy

DAYUMMMM Ching Chong yo girl got dat chinese cabbage dont she?!??

by chinesecabbagelover January 23, 2018