Brandon

This can be a girl, a girl who is funny and and can always makes you laugh. has a big smile that can make you smile.
very independent. very picky, and gets cranky. a daddys girl. deep down this is the girl you wish you had but shes already taken for the rest of her life.
by bddank February 03, 2010
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Brandon is the most sexiest man alive. He gets all the hoes. He's so amazing and the girls wanna always have sex with him.
I wish that I can have sex with Brandon.
by Packowolves407 March 26, 2017
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Always get that pussy and all the girl. Makes them cum so fast u wont know whats coming. Short and blond.
Brandon fucked me so hard i came ro fast everywhere.
by GameNerd902 October 26, 2016
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a queer kid or faggot kid that is scared of everything and has erectile distinction he can’t pull girls only he can pull his family
by yeeee yeeee yeee February 22, 2019
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is the person that makes mistakes and is kind of funny but relay annoying
Brandon He is sometimes a kind guy and very annoying
by chilino February 22, 2017
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A person that sucks a lot of phallus, or inserts it through any orifice in their body.
"Wow, that guy sure is a real Brandon."
by GunnarHanson April 29, 2015
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Brandon is the worst friend ever. He constantly leaves his friends for the company of a women, even if he only met her. he will lie to you and tell you he is going to the toilet when he really just ordered an uber. Brandon will tell you that he's done with chicks and proceed to bring the girl over just to use her for her body, lifts and crack. Brandon overall has an above average intelligent though this is negated by the constant bragging of his occupation as a lawyer. self-centered he also brags about is alleged large penis and how many time he can make his women cum.
friend, "whats that smell?"
Me, (sigh) "Brandon."
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