Happy Bidet

hipster way of saying "Happy birthday." Mainly used on facebook walls on the east coast of Canada. Origin of "Bidet" unknown, potentially a love child of the infamous "Auto correct" but this idea is largely disputed.

"Happy Bidet Mang! Wanna come over for a sixer of bronsons to celebrate?"

-"Bidet? Auto-correct fail?"

"Naw man... Bidet, birthday is too mainstream."

-"You're such a tosser Jerry, let's go Midtown instead and bust a moby."

by The Gilf October 28, 2013

Bidenial

When you vociferously deny your involvement in high-level corruption or crimes, despite documents, witnesses, and electronic correspondence to the contrary.

Often the media aides you by not reporting the story.
Usually the denials become greater as the evidence grows stronger.
See: Baghdad Bob

News Reporter: "Today, when asked about his involvement in influence-peddling with corrupt Ukrainian and Chinese companies, the president-elect gave another Bidenial, citing a smear campaign against his family."

by TheMoreYouKnow69 December 17, 2020

Bidenlusional

When you protest for months against racism and then vote for Joe Biden, the only living person that wrote racism into Law with the '84, '86, and 1994 bills that targeted minorities for incarceration. Of course, he also opposed desegregation by stating that he didn't want his children growing up in a racial jungle, amongst many other racial comments.

Sally felt a wave of self hate wash over her as she was leaving the voting booth and realized she was tricked into being a Bidenlusional tool.

by Puckit December 20, 2020

Bidened Up

Descriptive phrase, meaning to fuck something up so badly that even your lowest expectations were met with incomprehensible disaster.

Boy, we’ve really Bidened Up this time.

by SomePrickIKnow August 17, 2021

Biden Gag

This fucking masks you can’t breathe through and fogs your glasses but you have to wear because the liberals demand it!

It’s so good to be home where I can take off my Biden Gag!

by RedRover24 February 7, 2022

Bidenfication

The transformation of the United States under President Joe Biden into a democracy or a dictatorship.

The Bidenfication has begun in the United States by "purifying" the Senate and Congress.

by W3ird-X April 3, 2022

The biden

When a young guy and girl see each other the club and lose control and begin becoming intimate and fondling instantly. The guy brings her back to his place where they rip each others clothes off with a raw animalistic emotion of enthusiasm. Then after a whole session of having sex for over an 8 hour period. The guy ends up all wrinkly and shriveled up. His hair turned pure white. And he has a gained knowledge of over 50 years of years of life experience. And as the girl walks out his door. The only strength he can muster to say is. Bi den.

I'm going out to the club tonight and I hope I get the biden.

Hey did you hear about frankie and what he got last week? Yeah i heard he got the biden. Shit changes your whole life bro.

by Fehtal March 6, 2021