Humorous term for the total jackass that you feel like after making a large-quantity purchase of something in an attempt to save money in the long run, but then discover that you don't need nearly so much of the product as you'd expected you would.
A good example of a bulk-buying buffoon would be someone who liked repairing old VHS cassettes and therefore bought several large rolls of half-inch-wide splicing-tape instead of the much-costlier-per-foot dinky little tape-rolls that you usually find included in tape-splicing kits, only to discover that most of the movies he liked were now available on DVD, and so he would seldom have a need to splice broken videotapes anymore.
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When a person or persons visit multiple titty bars in one night or visits a titty bar for several nights in succession.
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People who do this are just retarded because when they tried to sit it they flopped.
People who do this are just retarded because when they tried to sit it they flopped.
Man Kevin been Soulja boying again what a bitch.
Soulja boy sucks so does his music. Only thing he be watching is his hairline fade away.
Soulja boy sucks so does his music. Only thing he be watching is his hairline fade away.
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Big East: Dawg, I just egged the shit out of a school bus. Must have hit it with like 9 eggs!
Tyrant: Eggs? You a pussy? You need to start paper boying. Pull one of your piping hot logs out of the toilet, wrap that sum' bitch up in some plastic wrap or something clear, and toss that fucker at someones head.
Big Easy: The fuck is wrong with you.
Tyrant: Eggs? You a pussy? You need to start paper boying. Pull one of your piping hot logs out of the toilet, wrap that sum' bitch up in some plastic wrap or something clear, and toss that fucker at someones head.
Big Easy: The fuck is wrong with you.
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Catching someone's attention with the huge dick in your pants
Catching someone's attention with the huge dick in your pants
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