brown ballerina

a girl who likes to take it up the ass, then suck the guys dick after he pulls out and she twirls it and slaps it in her face.

Boyfriend: Yo man, guess what happened last nite?
Friend: No way man, you boink her?
Boyfriend: No..better...gave her a brown ballerina.
Friend: Dude...

by LuvinDaLadieZ February 21, 2013

Baller

Coolest person you will ever meet. Great at sports like basketball. Likely named Kelly or Michelle. Opposite of triangular.

Kelly and Michelle are such ballers! They would so make varsity basketball!

by bunnybarney November 19, 2011

baller

Someone who regularly T-bags other people for fun.

Donald T-bags everyone he beats in Halo. He's definitely a baller.

by AlienOne June 2, 2011

Baller Quad

giant room attached to a little box with 2 bunkbeds. the inhabitants are fabulous and have 2 tvs and 2 dying plants

I'm going to the Baller quad cause I need cooler friends

by Regina Felange December 27, 2007

baller-koan

A question about ballers which makes the baller prove he is a baller by giving the most ballin answer.

"I have a baller-koan for you. If a birdman sold coke a forest and no one saw it, is he still a baller?"
"um..hm...Yes!"

by flavahnice May 17, 2008

ballerrific

a person that is probably the coolest guy/girl you will ever have the chance to meet

hey dude did you see that guy he is so ballerrific

by Baller#1 April 1, 2009

Bailer Lars

A Bailer Lars, is a person who always bails out, e.g. you agreed to meet some where or you planed to do something together. If a person is to be named “Bailer Lars”, it's important that he always bail out in the last minute.

40-year old virgin: “Dude, this chick just asked if we wanted to Eiffel Tower her! Damn she's so hot, but she would only do it if we were both up for it. What do you say?”
50-year old virgin: "I don't know... Well all right"
Later at the chick’s place
50-year old virgin: "Mate, I think I'm goanna get myself some cheeseburgers and a strawberry-shake at McD’s, instead”
The chick and 40-year old virgin together: "WHAT????"
40-year old virgin: "Dude, you are such a Bailer Lars"


Kamikaze pilot: "Charlie, Bravo, Alfa, I’m at the location, awaiting orders"
Control Centre: "Broken Arrow, Broken Arrow, you are good to go. This will win the war for us"
Kamikaze pilot: "Mad dog 55 here; Well I changed my mind, I might head in the direction of the vegemite headquarter. I got the munchies, I’ll do the kamikaze thing another day"
Control Centre: "WHAT the F***!!!!! You’re such a Bailer Lars"

by Master of Dennis March 31, 2009