zombie grass 

over grown yard; weeds
No matter how many times you mow, zombie grass just keeps coming back like a nightmare.

That old house is surrounded by zombie grass. Good luck getting it mowed.
We lost our ball in the zombie grass.

zombie grass by XTT0401 May 28, 2016

Zombie Hoe 

A zombie hoe (Can be male or female) is typically someone who you used to mess with sexually. A hoe or multiple hoes who you've now cut off. They 'rise from the dead' (aka pop up // usually around the summer time) and keep trying to come back into your life after a long period of not talking to them.

Zombie Hoe: "What's up? I ain't hear from you in like 8 months? You tryna come to my place again, my parents gone for the summer"

friend: "I thought you cut that ho/nigga off?"
You: "I did. She's/He's just another zombie hoe tryna come back and be relevant again"

Zombie Hoe by intuitivemaniac December 27, 2017

Zombie Cock 

When your cock becomes infected after someone with rotten teeth scrapes your shaft during a blow job

Man I have zombie cock because that bitches rotten teeth cut my shaft

Zombie Cock by BlunT IT! March 24, 2019

Zombie Apocalypse 2020 

= COVID-19 AKA Zombie Virus
How to tell if you have been Zombified?
Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
1. Sudden Urge To Travel
2. Brain Fog
3. Hallucinations

4. Delirium

5. Paranoia
6. Rapid Decay of Internal Organs
7. Rapid Decay of Lung Membrane (Pleurisy)
8. Mass Hair Loss
9. Insomnia
10. Died but came back to life (no miracle hun, you a zombie now)
11. Super Woke
12. Looking for brains (does any decision makers have any? and judging them)
13. Thinks no need for masks anymore
14. Craves going out and YOLO
15. Intentionally trying to zombify others
16. You're in ATTACK mode
17. Mumbling "Brains"
18. Dressing like a bum at home (ripped ragged clothing for bonus points)
19. ODing on Vitamin D pills
20. You feel like you are in a dream and 2020 has gone horribly wrong.

Jokes aside, seriously are you a zombie? :o

"I felt like i was dying but I'm still alive, is this really the zombie apocalypse 2020? Am I a Zombie now? Suddenly I want to fly around the world! " - Zombie

Zombie Apocalypse 2020 by ZombieSlimShady2828 November 24, 2020

Zombie Bama' 

A zombie version of Barack Obama, enough said.

However Zombie Bama' will jerk you off for gold coins, all for convenience.

Donald Trump: Hey Barack, be careful! We're in a zombie apocalypse!!! So don't get bit!
Barack Obama: Ok man, I won't!
*Barack Obama Gets Bit By A Zombie*
Donald Trump: Oh no! It's...ZOMBIE BAMA'
Zombie Bama': Brainsssssssss.

Zombie Bama' by Komoris May 5, 2021

Zombie Velociraptor

The horrifyingly undead version of the already deadly Velociraptor. With an even larger craving for flesh, nearly impossible to kill, and easily recognized by the overwhelming scent of rotting flesh; and mammoth farts.

I wish I could tame a Zombie Velociraptor

I never knew the apocalypse would have Zombie Velociraptors! This is sweet!

Zombie Velociraptor by photonmammoth November 4, 2010

Zombie Defense Master

Guy who grew up on first person shooter games and zombie movies and is into decked out bad ass assault rifles and combat shotguns for their coolness factor. Comparable to a Mall-Ninja

John; "Wow, look at that guy with his pimped out Saiga 12 Tactical Combat Shotgun!"
Chris:"Yeah, he is a Zombie Defense Master alright!"

Zombie Defense Master by WASR-10 dot com March 10, 2012