photonmammoth's definitions

Zombie Velociraptor

The horrifyingly undead version of the already deadly Velociraptor. With an even larger craving for flesh, nearly impossible to kill, and easily recognized by the overwhelming scent of rotting flesh; and mammoth farts.

I wish I could tame a Zombie Velociraptor

I never knew the apocalypse would have Zombie Velociraptors! This is sweet!

by photonmammoth November 4, 2010

Flonshimulous

Greater than or better than perfect. As well as amazing, spectacular, and any other definition thinkable.

When I had sex with my sheep it was flonshimulous.

by photonmammoth August 6, 2011