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nit-wit

person a) stop being such a nit-wit
person b) what's a nit-wit?
person a) a twit in British English
person b) oh okay
by Sexydimma December 1, 2016
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Jehovah's Witnesses

A religion that's losing more members than gaining.

JWs are generally very kind and loving people, although they are very stubborn when hearing facts from non JWs.

The religion is very strict and organized throughout the whole earth.

They all teach the same things, and believe the same things.

They go from door to door teaching people about the bible, and if accepted, they may start a bible study and the person may eventually become baptized.
However, they never force people to accept them and their beliefs.

It's considered dangerous and a to make friends outside the religion, which is one of the reasons it's considered a cult.

Unlike popular belief, pedophiles are kicked out of the congregation, and are reported to the police.

The religion has high requirements, so many infact, that many people can't even be baptized because they don't or can't meet standards. And due to the strict standards, many people are leaving the religion or being disfellowshipped, especially ones that grew up with it.
Person 1: Those Jehovah's Witnesses are nice people, but they are so strict I could never be a part of their religion.

Person 2: Yeah, if I joined I wouldn't last long, it's not worth it, even though I agree with their beliefs on the bible.
by Raptarex May 22, 2020
mugGet the Jehovah's Witnessesmug.

Colossal Half-witted infantile fantasy.

A childishly naive ambition
Being a princess is a colossal half-witted infantile fantasy.
by EyeForEye December 31, 2024
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Fuck wit sum

Telling a woman you like them and want relationship. Or maybe a one night stand
Say bro look ol girl over there go holla at her.

Bet!! Say love fuck with sum

Hey girl I like u fuck wit sum
by Herd meh!! May 24, 2023
mugGet the Fuck wit summug.

WIT

Acronym for where I’m at
Someone: I don’t want to go anymore.
Me: Ok yk WIT (where I’m at)
by Chocokrispy July 3, 2022
mugGet the WITmug.

Dummy dim wit syndicate

A person who doesnt kno wats going on
This cat andrew be on the dummy dim wit syndicate status when hes stoned.
by Ethik one November 17, 2003
mugGet the Dummy dim wit syndicatemug.

Wit

An abbreviation for the term for "witerally me" when seeing something relatable
I am wit batman as i need to protect gotham
by witasquid September 12, 2023
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