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Winterbottom

Someone who claims he's had a lot of sex in his earlier life but never really did. Usually comes up with stories and get defensive when told not so. 2. Person who is considered an adult and looks like a kid. 3. Someone whose kid he is raising is actually the mail man's offspring.
Tom: That infant is a Winterbottom! Jill: why do you say that?

Tom: Doe's this guy even look like he is capable of producing offspring!! Jill: Good point!! I guess you're right.
by scruffysailor08 May 23, 2010
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Winters Waterfall

The act of being involved in a threesome with two girls and one guy, the two girls are in sixty-nine and eat eachother out, the guy then busts on the outside of girl ones vagina and girl two eats it as it drips down girl ones vagina into girl twos mouth
dude i did a Winters Waterfall on these chicks i met last night
by Sr. Sugalipz February 27, 2011
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wintertime

the season of Winter.

Why say "I like Winter"
Saying "I like the Wintertime" makes it sound so much more legit. If you don't add in the time, you sound stupid.
"Wintertime is the shit"
"Wintertime is the best time of the year because snow".
by HowBoutNo November 26, 2014
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Winter Spring

The most wonderful boy you can ever meet. he is caring, loving, smart and handsome. He is the best friend a boy can have and the most amazing boyfriend a girl can have.The one that will be there for you all the time. The one who's laugh can make your day, the one who's smile just makes you a little happier. His eyes are as beautiful as a the ocean. He is great at sports and will try his best to make you happy.
Damn everytime i call him "Winter Spring Rolls" it always make me hungry
by Winter Spring June 19, 2021
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Flesh Winter

A love related experience that went badly.
"Man, the first date was a total flesh winter"

"I don't even like her, if she asks me our it's gunna be a total flesh winter"

"I really like her but were too different. If we went out it would be a flesh winter"
by icyco1 July 8, 2009
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Soldiering through the Long Russian Winter with Napoleon

The act of stroking one's own penis, particularly during a dry spell or a time of deep, crippling loneliness. This is nothing to be ashamed of.

The derivation of this term is in the imagery of one being a soldier in the Grande Armée, while his/her penis represents Napoléon Bonaparte.
"He's been doing surprisingly alright since the breakup. He's just been soldiering through the long Russian winter with Napoleon day by day. Every day. All day."
by Ed the Trell January 10, 2019
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Winter Wonderland

When a prostitute (of either gender) puts a gram of cocaine into their ass crack and proceeds to fart it into one's nose, a Winter Wonderland occurs.
"A Winter Wonderland really is an inefficient use of cocaine, but is nonetheless rather enjoyable."
- Professional Hedonist
by Aguywhopoststhetruth September 2, 2017
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