Walt Jizzney

Someone who likes masturbating to cartoon porn.

Oh, I see you like that anime stuff, you're just a regular Walt Jizzney.

by The "monster" February 27, 2009

people of walmart

Website comprised of photos taken at actual Walmart stores that show real people who look like they have no idea or just don't care how to present themselves in public. Anything considered socially inappropriate or disgusting from wearing pajamas and slippers to skimpy clothing on fat people to exposed butt cracks to men wearing dresses, you name it..it can be found here. People can submit photos and new ones appear on a daily basis.

People of walmart seem to have no common sense.

by boratfan1 January 1, 2012

walk ten to two

The term used to describe the manner of walking with one's feet pointed in an outward direction rather than straight on.The opposite of pigeon toed.

Carl's lifelong habit was to walk ten to two.

by sheila in the car January 27, 2010

walkertown high school

The place that nobody knows and nobody wants to know. It is so much drama that even the teachers get into it. Where all the athletes think they are the shit until they graduate, and can barely make it into a D3 school, posting "throwbacks" of their "glory days" on Instagram. Where walkertown girls become mommies faster than they get their high school deploma, only to realize they were impregnated but their third cousin. Sheetz is where it's at, whether you are getting some gas or smoking it. The only place where you actually get into trouble for having school spirit, but who can blame them, the only team who is actually good it their XC team and NOBODY cares about that! All in all its a great place to be stuck with the same people for four years, or for most- longer.

Jim Bob: Walkertown High School lost another basketball game tonight.
Mary Sue: At least everyone kept their shirt on this time!

by Dumb country 1445 August 8, 2016

wallin'

going crazy: over-reacting about something.

Boy you must be wallin' if you think that I'm gonna do that for you.

by January December 16, 2003

nigga walk

Your black friend's tendency to randomly disappear from a party, school, or social gathering without letting anyone know they were leaving.

"Has anyone seen Teven?" said William.
Justin replied, "Nah Dude, he must've nigga walked on us cause I can't find him anywhere!"

by Willbo1991 March 1, 2014

Drifting the Walrus

When you need to take an emergency shit and run to the bathroom but don't make it in time.

Last night Steven was caught drifting the walrus.

by Sean Liam O'Brien July 25, 2019