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toaster

another term for a vagina,due to the fact the slits are alike
"I'm going to stick my bread stick in your toaster and turn up the heat!"
by Lannyfresh February 22, 2007
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twitter twatter

one who tries to get laid via twitter.
ohp, there goes lick neonard being a twitter twatter. he's always twitter twattin'.
by twipz August 27, 2009
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Magic Toaster

Any Macintosh computer, whether it be a desktop or laptop. Game companies despise the Magic Toaster, seeing it fit only to make toast (which it fails at doing anyways.) The Magic Toaster needs specialized equipment in order to do simple tasks. This is why the vast majority of programs either are PC or Mac compatible. The Magic Toaster simply cannot handle the PC's superiority.
My college major required me to use a Mac, so I switched over from the PC, only to find all my programs don't work with it. Now I have determined it doesn't work for anything, except make toast after heating up after an hour of use. Magic Toaster sux.
by Hojtastic September 2, 2009
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mad twatter

1. n; One who feels as if him or herself is going insane due to the lack of exposure to vagina.

2. n; Someone who is addicted to vagina-licking.
"Gloria is such a mad twatter. I've never in my life seen a lesbian who couldn't go one minute without tasting a fur burger!"
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Toaster Strudel

When a guy jacks off on a girls stomach when she is on her period. The girl is the pastry, the period blood is the jelly, and the jizz is the icing.
George: Dude I heard Kate was on her period, did you guys not hook up?
Bill: Nah, I gave her a Toaster Strudel.
by Throbbingbloodtube November 14, 2016
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Tampon Taster

Look at that Tampon Taster over there, he sprays coating on the Queen Mary every day.
by HUMANDICTIONARY July 12, 2006
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Twatter Botter

A soul-less, humorless, fake, blank canvas of a bitch that is only good for one thing...(you fill in the blank)
That jersey girl is such a twatter botter!
by Bang-a-langer February 6, 2010
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