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my knees have turned to water

When you jack off for so long that your knees feel really weak and you can bearly stand
My knees have turned to water
by Paul blart mart January 2, 2017
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tundra fever

Tundra fever describes a cross-ethnic relationship in which the couple consists of an Eskimo and a Caucasian.
George: "Did you hear that Douggie and Mary are together now?"

Jennifer: "Really? That's some Tundra Fever right there!"
by deltahotel207 July 29, 2010
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tuner

1. A car (usually Japanese) modified to be more aerodynamic and powerful as well as look cool. One great car for tuning is the Nissan Altima or the 240sx. The Altima is little known as a tuner, but is very fast and fun to start with. With some mods (like racing cams and a stronger clutch) it could be a nice car. I can spank lots of things in a non-tuned Altima.

2. a person who modifies cars both performance and cosmetic.
Real situation I experienced.

friend: Haha, My Chevy'll smoke that tuner wanna be.

me: We'll see.

friend: Wanna race?

me: OK

me: Haha, I knew when I saw that you had an automatic tranny, that I could beat you reguardless of the power of your engine. also, your car weighs about 1,000 lbs more than mine, so you're gonna have a hard time eating me for lunch.
by peon July 30, 2004
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tundra 250

tundra 250 fast skidoo goes over 250, there yellow and white and you macks big jumps on the pond and the goes fast like rantttttttttttttt
omg kyle cant keep up with jon and anthony on there tundra 250's l;ike rant razzin on the bay
by xxjon7 February 16, 2008
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Tunechi

(tune-shee)

a person, male or female, who enjoys the merry sensation of a few drinks and a few spliffs. While intoxicated, he/she puts on an act or show for his/her surrounding peers or friends, that of which is not annoying or inappropriate, but hilarious, knee-slapping, and priceless. Usually, the term "tunechi" can follow a another word, giving the person a unique nick name. (See examples).

Also refers to someone who usually brightens up a party or someone who is the utmost reckless human being. This person knows the logistics of Ratios, Pearling, and Partying very well.
Have you seen Blonde Tunechi and Sushi Tunechi? I heard they be runnin Chicago!
by FucksWitItButDontFuckWithIt October 16, 2010
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blonde tuxedo

A threesome involving two blonde participants, generally wrapped around a lucky black participant. Inspired by "jean tuxedo" (denim jacket & blue jeans).
"Did you hear than Marisa Miller and Heidi Klum double-teamed Seal? I'd give anything to see THAT blonde tuxedo!"
ALSO
"Apparently Timberlake and Diaz broke up after he asked Halle Berry if she'd like to slip on a blonde tuxedo."
by WordTournament May 3, 2009
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tenedor

A Fork, that is. DUH!
Ex. Porque estas buscando "tenedor?" Que no tienes nada que hacer? Pinche pendejo!!!

Por: Alonso y Chuy
by Pene Pendejo November 21, 2006
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