plow/plough a trout

Plow in this case being a verb meaning defecate and trout being representative of human excrement.

This is gonna suck, I haven't plowed a trout in a week.
I ate Thai food last night and this morning it felt like my trout had spines.
This pond is for release only. All trout catchers will be shunned.
I need to plow/plough a trout.

by flandep July 3, 2010

buttering the trout

to masturbate

Mark was having a bad day after stubbing his toe, so he tried to cheer up by buttering the trout.

by billybohiggins July 19, 2011

Pullin' a Trout

The act of getting people an hour away from their destination due to poor directions and memory-loss.

Ruben: Aiight dood, take me to Jaguar Beach
Daniel: kay dood, it's 15 minutes that way, right by Santa Cruz
1 Hour Later
Ruben: THA FUCK WE DOIN' IN HALF MOON BAY
Nick: Looks like Daniel is Pullin' a Trout.

by Suave Leader December 11, 2011

roasting the trout

the act of rigorous female masturbation

she's been in the shower soooo long, I'll bet she's roasting the trout....

by pin-up October 8, 2014

long island trout

A turd floating in a body of water (i.e. a swimming pool)

The malfunction at the waste plant filled the bay with Long Island Trout.

by How Mal May 21, 2016

Gutting ur trout

when ur lady asks u to go down on her and u know she hasn't showered in 3 weeks.

Gutting ur trout -Damn it bobby I've been real busy lately now get over here and {gut my trout}!

by The lonemiller July 13, 2016

massive brown trout

The "Massive Brown Trout" is a strange illustrious bowl movement known across Europe, North America and parts of Latin America.

The "Massive Brown Trout" has been listed on the endangered species list in many parts of Central Africa due to the inhabitants of said continent having issues in replicating fecal forgery

The "Massive Brown Trout" differs from its well known cousin the "Brown Trout" due to its sheer seize and mass.

The Massive Brown Trout has evolved through the intake of fibre rich foods and has gained notoriety for its lingering smell which has been known to knock a traveller of his sister, if said smell has been inhaled.

Ayye Tommy, I left a "Massive Brown Trout" in the toilet bowl yesterday evening and now the toilet won't flush.

by GIL18 May 12, 2018