Holiday Tree

Just another attempt of America trying to take out the Christian in Christmas. It's Christmas and yet they have people selling these so called "Holiday Tree's" to the people who are SUPOSEDLY not a believer in Christ. Why the fuck are people promoting the destruction of a Christian Holiday. If your not a believer in Christ WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH A CHRISTMAS TREE?!?!?!?

Christian: Excuse me sir, why are these called Holiday Tree's and not Christmas Tree's?
Salesmen: Because the Government is trying not to offend people and changed the name of the tree.
Christian: For what? Those people don't celebrate Christmas! Fuck them! It's a Christmas Tree!
Non-Christian's: O_O

by Neezy December 28, 2005

Spunk Tree

trees that smell like sperm or hot sex(Bradford Pear Tree)

Whos junk is that? Did you have sex or something? oh wait its a Spunk Tree

by Chris Gazzero June 19, 2008

Tree Stump

One who has such an emensly huge "chode"(or short fat penis) that the cock is so short and fat that it could be mistaken for a tree stump.

"hey dude that girl over there wnats know how big your dig is, no joke." "Rilly?" Well it's about this long and this fat......."EWWW DUDE YOU HAVE FUCKIN' TREE STUMP?!?!?!!?"

by Max C May 5, 2005

Treece

To be incredible, amazing, dope, fly

Man, X-MEN 3 was totally treece.

by Noah Beck August 22, 2006

cunt tree

similar to dick tree

the guy was a fuckn dick tree,

by sean March 22, 2005

tree

cannabis sativa; that sweet sweet green.

also, see treefer.

"hey dude. meet me and nick in front of the school at the end of the day."
"why?"
"you know. something gooood."
"what??"
"tree."
"TREE."
"TREE!"
"TREEEEEE!!!"

by eatstopbath October 2, 2005

Tree Ornament

A slang term used for an African American usually one hanging from a tree

After that lynching, I got a new tree ornament in my backyard.
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Little Jerome played a tree ornament in this years x-mas play

by Captain Amistad July 1, 2008