tokyodrift

tokyodrifting in a females ass; can be used by gays bc im a homophobe

I tokyodrifted in her ass

by tokyoodriffter March 22, 2021

is there anything i can help you look for today?

What a first class sales person says to a prospective customer . Easing the tension and making them feel comfortable in giving you their money for whatever you're selling. Say is there anything I can help you look for today?

Yo, that salesman greeted me when I came into the store to buy a mattress he asked me if there was anything he could do to help me find what I was looking for and I really appreciated his genuine comments. He said is there anything I can help you look for today?

by Old school gangster June 14, 2018

tokey

Also refered to as a "pokey", or a small penis that protrudes from the underside of a beaver.

Quit touching my pokey!

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

Tokyo Sandblaster

The act of taking an Asian chick to a beach/sandy area of land, having sexual intercourse, and just as one is about to cum (or in this case, drop the "Little Boy" bomb) - pull out and cum on her face, throw sand on said cum, and scream "BANZAI"

Conan: "Hey, whatever happened between you and that Asian chick?"

Andy: "I gave her the ol' Tokyo Sandblaster"

*high fives"

by Total_Bliss November 11, 2010

tokyo sandblaster

The sexual act of ejaculating on anothers face and then smashing their face down into the stupid Zen garden that they keep on their night stand.

Tokyo Sandblaster.

She Feng Shui'd my apartment without asking, so I got revenge by giving her the ole Tokyo Sandblaster.

by vaporbrains November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

A fad created and perfected by Conan O'Brien, intended for those who are similarly pale and red-haired. It involves the said ginger spending months growing out facial hair. When he finally meets someone shameless enough to have intercourse with, he shaves his beard and collects the trimmings. Finally, he climaxes in the said shameless one's eyes, causing a squinting similar to an Asian's eyes. Finally, he blows the beard trimmings into her eyes where they stick to his feeble residue, causing a scratching and burning sensation in her eyes, much like being sandblasted.

If Conan lasts longer than a week on TBS, he has agreed to give Andy Richter the Tokyo Sandblaster on Monday, November 15.

by PizzaButt TacoSmell November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

When two sexual partners engage in a shit loving sexual act. Where one partner fires diarrhea into their partner's face causing them to squint and thus making them look asian.

Did you see Jessie when Buzz fired a tokyo sandblaster into her face? She looked asian!

by Jcmcgill November 11, 2010