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The sexual act of ejaculating on anothers face and then smashing their face down into the stupid Zen garden that they keep on their night stand.

Tokyo Sandblaster.
She Feng Shui'd my apartment without asking, so I got revenge by giving her the ole Tokyo Sandblaster.
by vaporbrains November 10, 2010
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