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tank porn

Used when talking about pictures, videos or movies containing good footage and noises of tanks (the military kind, Panzers). Mostly used by tank enthusiasts who play tank games like World of Tanks, War Thunder or Armored Warfare.
Listen to the noise of that Leopard 1 engine, thats some good tank porn.
by Kurt28 February 22, 2017
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tipsy tank

The tipsy tank is when you are getting a blow job and four red solo cups full of beer are poured on your penis.
Person 1: “ stacey was giving me a blow job a some then she pored four red solo cups full of beer on my dick.”

Person 2: “yea that’s called a tipsy tank.”

Person 1: “why do you know this stuff?”

Person 2: “DON’T YOU SEE person 1 I AM STACEY!

Person 1: “WHAT! BUT HOW!?!

Person 2: “YOU FOOL IM AN UNDER COVER ANGET OF GAY”

Person 1 “darn you have tricked me”

Person 1 “… can I suck your dick?

Person 2 “sure”
by Pat the fat February 18, 2023
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Rusty tank

Being a useless broken down tank painter that use to be great but not anymore and does nothing but bitch and creek and crack every movement
That Frankie used to be Frank the tank now he is an old rusty tank in need of oil.
by Time2smoke420 October 5, 2017
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Syphoning the Tank

When a woman takes a short piece of garden hose or other relatively large-gauge tubing and places one end in her rectum and the other in her vagina, so that passed gas will enter the vagina.
Jessica Alba is on mean ass butch with stinky stank quiffs. She.has been “Syphoning the Tank” to get that really stanky quiff gas. Sometimes her quiff even has a bit of the brown spatter. i wonder if she puts her lips on that hose to get it started?
by "Don't Poke the Bear" Bear December 10, 2018
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emptying the tank

When a male gets rid of blue balls and feels light on their feet
"Springer is looking good at practice today."
"He must have emptied the tank on some chick."
emptying the tank- getting ride of blue balls
by gamexmohawk March 27, 2015
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Tank Noob

A world of warcraft term. A player, who in a party, is not the tank, yet constantly pulls too much aggro that he can handle. Or by pulling too much aggro gets the entire party killed.

a noob who doesnt respect the tanking position

A noob who pulls too much aggro
dps death knight: what happened?
tank warrior: YOU F*KING DARK COMMANDED THAT GUY AND GOT US KILLED! YOU DAMN TANK NOOB!
by Lordheadshot January 18, 2009
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tank man

the guy from new grounds (cant tell what it is because i never watched it lol) that's in Friday night funkin, the newest and hyped character, he has voice acting (first for cannon fnf) and full cutscenes.
tank man: lol whats this child man doing here
bf: wat
tank man: you would be dead right now but im bored so lets rap battle
bf: ok lol
by someone else thats not u May 27, 2021
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