Thanus

Thanos horny cousin. Similar to Thanos quest to capture the infinity stones, Thanus collects the infinity dildos. Thanus collects the stones so that he can construct the ultimate sex machine.

Bob: Hey did you see how Thanos just fisted all of those guys?

Joe: I think you meant Thanus.

Thanus by Young Sause June 2, 2018

thanosing 

tying a ziptie around your penis, losing circulation and turning it purple. You then proceed to dip your dong into lead lined paint as to infect it and finalize the purple color. you then also chop off half your shlong.

sam: bro i think zayn thanosed

logan: yeah he seems like he would try out thanosing

thanosing by daryl the big black methdealer February 9, 2022

doin thangs

is most commonly used to refer to a large, self-satisfied black man that is surrounded by multiple bears smoking stogies.

O shit, big bear is doin thangs!

doin thangs by coo1er February 23, 2011

Well Thanks 

When displeased about a person who farts on their bed and or direction.

Well thanks!

Well thanks for the fart!

You farted in my direction, WELL THANKS!!

Well Thanks by Animelover211 October 11, 2018

Thanosexual 

Someone who gets off on making way too many Thanos jokes and/or puns while discussing the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Ethan is a kind of cool guy, but hanging out with him can be a chore since he's such a Thanosexual.

Thanosexual by Not Not Molly June 11, 2018

After Thanksgiving 

An After Thanksgiving is when you have Thanksgiving meals repeatedly after Thanksgiving until all the left over are gone. This is due to the fact that most parents are lazy and don’t want to cook when there are perfectly edible leftovers in the fridge. This is also the reason why Thanksgiving comes once every year, unless, of course if you’re homeless.

This is a common scenario of an After Thanksgiving

Eli “Mom, what’s for breakfast?”

Mom “Eggs, sausage, biscuits and cranberry sauce!”

Eli “Mom, what’s for lunch?”

Mom “I made turkey sandwiches!”

Eli “Mom, what’s for lunch?”

Mom “ Mashed potatoes and gravy with stuffing and some turkey strips!”

Eli “Mom, what’s for desert?”

Mom “Pumpkin pie smothered in - ELI! GET THAT GUN OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!

After Thanksgiving by eli130 November 26, 2009

Thanosed

Wiped out of the face of the earth, Soul deleted, completely rekted, destroyed. Usually used to threaten someone in a joking matter..

Man Spider-Man just got thanosed

*Snaps finger*

Boy.. I will thanos you from the face of earth

Thanosed by MarvinComix January 12, 2019