knockin' over tables

The act of hitting on women while intoxicated.

Sometimes, when drunkenly talking to a woman and resting your arm on her table, the table will get knocked over.

Man, G had hella son action before he went to talk to that chick. Look at him over there, knockin' over tables.

by L January 16, 2005

Coffee Table

A device not only good for holding your coffee and donuts, but is also great for having sex on

Clear breakfast off the coffee table, it's time for an orgy!

by Epic Failure June 26, 2008

End Table Ass

an ass that you can eat a 4 course meal off of

chelseas has an end table ass. i was like NOM NOM NOM

by jeffreymotherfuckingtakeover May 6, 2008

under the table

equivalent of lowkey

this is ttly under the table news but jesse and tammy are going outtt.:

by deanaEATSCAKE!lawl July 3, 2009

glass table girls

party girls. girls that aren't averse to snorting cocaine

song by the weeknd

I wanna party with some glass table girls tonight

by harrietandrose February 4, 2015

end table

A great sinister trick to pull on that special someone. First, position her on all fours in the middle of a large room or any other open area in her house. Proceed to bang away for a little bit so she doesn't get wise to your game. Then, when the time is right, you carefully reach back and grab that perfectly hidden can of open paint you stashed beforehand. Place it directly on the center of her back and pull out. Finish her off by jerking one off in her eye and sit back and watch her squirm as she tries to figure out how the hell to get up with out spilling the can of paint. Put on your clothes and proudly go home knowing you may have failed shop class in high school, but tonight you made the perfect end table.

The above is the example

by MC Menses December 2, 2004

Table Knock

A-To give notice to another person by knocking with the knuckles upon a table top when frustrated with said person.

B-To mark one's territory when concerning a loved one, like a dog pissing on its front lawn.

C-To make one's presence felt.

I was at the bar with Ronelle and she started talking to these three guys at a table. So, as I walked past, I table knocked those mother fuckers. They all looked at me with so much fear and confusion in their eyes. Mainly confusion.

by Virginia Mission October 16, 2009