Pity titties

Titties shown out of pity

Even though she hated him, she showed Chris her pity titties.

by -dirtysox- January 10, 2009

Bologna titties

Flat chested, fat whores, that are so fat to the point where their titties look like big giant flaps of bologna.

"Ugh! So yesterday guess what Alan told me?!" "Stephanie you have really nasty, flappy, bologna titties, ewwww!"

by Rip Her Bologna Titties Off April 23, 2010

tittle

Term used to describe developing breasts.

My daughter is finally getting tittles.

by Bento March 6, 2003

titties with jelly

When you spread jelly all over titties and eat the jelly!

I slept with my girlfriend and for breakfast in the morning I had titties with jelly.

by Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmjelly November 1, 2013

gecko titties

Refers to the natural direction that the tit and nipple face when hanging or sloughed in a bra. Ultimately the titties will face opposite directions, as to resemble the independent eye movement of the gecko. This is not a birth or development defect but simply a result of three primary factors: 1)Obesity coupled with little to no exercise or 2) age or 3)many years of "hard livin".

To date, census reports indicate that the highest concentration of "gecko tittied" females are found in the midwestern states.

Whoa, take a look at that bitch, those nips are all over the place! Been awhile since I've seen a good pair of gecko titties.

by zachoff January 7, 2011

poppin titties

Used to describe a females breasts when they look good in the attire she is wearing.

Joel: Hey Girl you have poppin titties!!!!

Girl: Ewwww

by O.E.D. September 20, 2012

purty titties

Mountainous views which resemble titties. Attractive bulges of land, erupting out of sometimes flat land, or sometimes bumpy land. Bumpy land can certainly be consider purty titties too.

Commonly used amongst folks in West Virginiatucky.

White trash slang for some fuckin mountains.

Holy shit, those mountains sure do look like some purty titties.

Them mountains have the purtiest titties in West Virginia.

Look Ma, see them big purty titties up there?

by teeeea December 9, 2012