multi-slacker

A person who can slack off on multiple things at once. Not to be confused with a multi-tasking slacker.

Multi-tasking Slacker: I'm watching T.V., playing an MMORPG, eating cheetos, and talking to my friends on the phone instead of doing my English assignment.

Multi-Slacker: I have an English assignment due tomorrow that I haven't started, my laundry's piling up in the bathroom, and the electric company is threatening to cut the power because I haven't mailed the bill for last month.

by Fuze Defines April 30, 2007

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poo snacker

Someone who eats their own poo.

"Hey Jack, check out the poo snacker in holding cell 2!"

by Makers Mark August 21, 2007

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super slacker

college kid who doesn't get a lot of sleep, wakes up late when he does sleep, and never does any work.

Steve, your a super slacker. Go play hide and go fuck yourself.

by Rob T. R. September 14, 2007

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retail stalker

An individual (usually male) that goes from store to store or from department from department within the same store in a desperate pathetic attempt to date members of the opposite sex. Often they are frequent customers, but clearly their motives are not patronage and they're completely oblivious to the annoyances they cause. Sometimes they work for the same retailer they do their stalking in.

He was not successful getting the phone number of the cute girl at the Service Deli counter, so he went to Dairy and tried to get the phone number of the cutie working there. If he does not get it he will try the hottie in Electronics -- such is the life of a retail stalker.

by Foxy Funderburke September 21, 2009

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