Squat Cobbler 

It's when a man sits in pie and wiggles his penis around wearing a costume. Occasionally the man starts tearing up, therefore it's known as Crybaby Squad.

One might also stumble upon one of these definitions:
Hoboken Squat Cobbler
Full Moon Moon-Pie
Boston Cream Splat
Simple-Simon-The-Ass-Man
Dutch Apple Ass

(originated by the character of Saul Goodman in a television series "Better Call Saul")

SIMON: Bro, did you hear what Angela caught Patrick doing last night?
ALEX: No, what?
SIMON: He was sitting in a freaking apple pie wiggling his dick in cinnamon while wearing a Power Rangers outfit.
ALEX: Wow, what a squat cobbler, that guy.

Squat Cobbler by Clarkinator July 28, 2016

squatterwear 

Patched, dirty, black clothing, of the kind popular with squatters and crusty punks.

"Oh my god dude, did you see that boy? He was SO HOT."

"You are such a sucker for the squatterwear, he's probably from the suburbs."

squatterwear by Danny Delinquent March 16, 2004

squatell 

Found by some nj who heard "squatting dog" from the movie "man 2 man". Which is a mix of an ass that is squatting. Other wise a complete idiot who likes pokemon and squirtle.

Squatell you messed up the strat again you nj!
your such a squatell you nj!

squatell by EASEAEEA August 8, 2006

prairie squat 

The act of defecating outdoors.

"I was at a bonfire last night and I totally had to Prairie Squat and wipe with leaves"

prairie squat by Drozz July 21, 2005

Nike Squeak 

The distinct, high pitched squeak made when fresh Nikes hit linoluem. The term was coined by Rynizzle who upon hearing the squeak his Nikes made, felt the need to name it.

You hear that? That's pure, unadulterated Nike squeak.

Nike Squeak by Karnan October 2, 2007

Squeater

A measurement in square meters. But said danker.

Yo my yard is 100 Squeaters long.
Squeater is the measurement.

Squeater by 1234lk May 24, 2018

squatchify 

to disrupt a discussion with irrelevant and incorrect assumptions and proclamations.

Kevin tried to squatchify the conversation by comparing monkeys to porcupines.

squatchify by Steven "Genius" Wilson April 3, 2006