Long Range Sprinkler

A friend who does NOT have a girlfriend/boyfriend, yet actually helps other (usually more introverted) friends find theirs.

Can also be used for someone that helps others before helping themselves

P1:"Hey, you know Robert?"
P2:"Yeah, he still hasn't found his girl, has he?"
P1:"No, but he said good things to Yoselyn, and she asked for my insta today!"
P2"Wow, really?"

P1:"Yeah, i forget our mate's good with that kinda stuff, he's a long range sprinkler, i tell ya"

by Bilingualistic January 20, 2024

Color Wheel Sprinkler

When 12 men each of different skin color complexions form in a circle around you and ejaculate in your face

"Bro, last week, I tagged along in a Color Wheel Sprinkler, and let me tell you, it was refreshing and made my skin more clear!"

"I just knew you were gay."

by Ayd Off Hit Lher February 15, 2025

Texan BBQ Sprinkler

The act of eating an absurd amount of spicy BBQ food with absolutely no fibre, and then filling the anus with BBQ sauce just be shitting it all out over a person or group of people.

Bro last night was amazing, this girl gave the whole team a Texan BBQ Sprinkler

by Jesus_has_risen_bbg May 18, 2025

Spicy Rim Sprinkles

When you spank her bratty ass before jizzing on the ring

The date last night went well. She was super sweet but a bit of a brat so I had to give her the ol' spicy rim sprinkles

by Estasje October 8, 2025

spindletop

Hairstyle in which hair is slicked back with the application of gel or other product. Most popular with "Greasers" during the 1950's era. Now only sported by Brian Setzer, Elvis impersonators, and elementary school boys from Texas. Students with this hairstyle often tend to get into fights around the bike racks.

Hey everyone, look at Jeremy's spindletop!

by not so common Chris September 28, 2005

shrinkle

when ones item wrinkles and shrinks at the same time

After swimming in the pool I suffered from shrinkle dick.

I left my clothes in the dryer to long and now they are all shrinkled

by eyerash August 16, 2007

shprinkler

Before a guy cums, stand up and a girl sticks her finger in his asshole, "control" shoots the load back and fourth while making sprinkler noises.

Laura and I did a shprinkler in my asshole roommates room and now everything is a glazed doughnut.

by DirtyCPT March 7, 2011