heading for a spreading

Just like 'cruising for a bruising'. Means you're in for trouble.

If you don't tidy your room you're heading for a spreading!

by Tomastoes May 19, 2013

spradle

too discreetly swing one leg out to the side while walking to rid oneself of fruit roll-up (when yer nut sack sticks to your leg)

I was walkin to class with a fine honey and had to discreetly spradle so she didn't see me peel my sack off my leg.

by JtothemuthafuckinB October 30, 2007

Shreading

To longboard at high speeds.

Jim was sure shreading down that hill.

by sorchay June 10, 2008

Spead

Special ed retard

Look at the spead

by lil cricket May 22, 2019

Spreadsheeting

The act of spreading one's naked body out on the sheets, preferably with one of the opposite sex.

Tenses: spreadsheet (future), spreadsheeting (present), spreadshat (past)

Past tense example: "I spreadshat the shit outta that ass"

Present tense example: "I can't believe we are finally spreadsheeting!"

Future tense example: "I can't wait to spreadsheet that dude this weekend!"

by The Universers February 28, 2014

Spreader

A person who walks around not caring if they get infected with COVID-19 and spreads it to others.

Don't be a spreader dude. Stay home if you can.

by blonde/blond March 22, 2020

spreadation

spread of something that keeps on going and going.

Father,the spreadation of your cigarette smoke is getting all over my clothes.

by Cassiee December 25, 2007