upside down spoon

the best warm up before sex, a perfect quiet night in, a PG name for the 69er, damn HOT oral sex for both parties at once

Sarah: "I'm bored, there's nothing on TV tonight"
Ryan: "How about we upside down spoon"
Sarah: "Sure!"

upside down spoon by r drizzle July 28, 2010

Big Spoon 

a cabal of spoon manufacturers, including Rubbermaid and Cuisinart, who secretly dominate the government and media

Big spoon is responsible for all those superfluous "stir" steps in cooking directions. This has the dual effect of manufacturing demand for their product and keeping housewives shackled to the kitchen, reinforcing the nuclear family gender roles necessary for the stability of the capitalistic system on which Big Spoon profits.

Big Spoon by fork of truth August 14, 2008

Middle Spoon

In spooning, the spoon located between big spoon and little spoon. Could be considered the best of both worlds, but also comes with the problem of excess body heat and inability to move without moving two other people

I was middle spoon, which was great until it got really hot and sweaty and big and little were both asleep

Middle Spoon by once upon a ketchup bottle April 7, 2010

Caramel Spoon 

Something that happens in tylers pants.
A phenomenon that occurs when donations reach Over 9000. This causes Msico (phil) to shoop da woop and begin charging his lazer. As this is happening, Marrissa recieves a mysterious phone call from a private number. The caller says "So I herd u leik Mudkipz" and hangs up. Marissa does a barrel roll as she faints, just barely missing the blast from phils lazer which has been aimed at tylers weak spot to do massive damage.
Tyler wakes up just in time to grab a shovel that his wife gave him over 500 years ago and deflects the lazer blast, but shrinks the shovel down to the size of a spoon. Tyler is so excited and overcome by adrenaline that he puts his hand back in the pants, still holding the spoon...right as he soils himself.
the result is the fabled...caramel spoon.

"dude, did you hear about the caramel spoon?" asked jim
"Yeah man, i heard there was a whole bowl full!" I replied.

Caramel Spoon by Billyblanksbody October 10, 2008

golden spoon 

noun
1. Douche bag advertiser who tries to reach the adolescent market by creating definitions for their product in the Urban Dictionary.
2. Douche bag Consumer who creates definitions for brand names in the Urban Dictionary.

verb
1. To hoodwink, swindle or con.

I thought it was going to be an entry about pissing on someone, but it turned out to be a golden spoon trying to peddle frozen yogurt.

There are too many golden spoons on Urban Dictionary as evidenced by the earnest entries found for Nike, iTouch, iPod, Gucci, j crew, ad nauseam.

I wish the editors of Urban Dictionary would purge all the bogus entries made by golden spoons along with all the rapid screeds that define exactly nothing.

I can't believe that guy golden spooned me into reading about consumer goods!

golden spoon by lc13 October 25, 2007

big spoon 

The outside (taller) partner in spooning.
Invented by American Indians as a way to bring peace and harmony to the universe. The habit was taken over by their successors and given this name after switching to silver hardware to communicate with higher forces. Spread over Europe after WWII and heavy presence of peace-making troops as part of the Marshall plan. During the 1960s feminists fought their right to be big spoon in heterosexual relations. Nevertheless, at the beginning of the 21st century, more conservative forces brought things back to the previous order, forbidding by law shorter partners to play the role of big spoon. It all started in Germany during the cold winter of 2008 after it was discovered that the heat of big spoon was sufficient to save electricity and gas used for heating, saving the Earth from energy collapse. As a consequence, this reversed the global warming process and saved humankind from its final destruction and complete disappearance.

After the new law was brought in Germany in 2008, Steve had to be big spoon forever.

big spoon by Maja Novak January 14, 2008

gold spoon 

To be so spoiled you can get anything in life; To receive anything that you ask for

Sachin is such a gold spoon. He gets anything he asks his parents for.

gold spoon by LilCrouton May 10, 2020