Simmed

Reinacting your 13 year old murdeous acts on a family of 5 then doing it to real people in your 20s

He forgot the gamecube jered!!! He needed to be simmed

by Radwashereinel1996 October 25, 2018

sammy

sammy is a cat being choken by a banana.
was banned for breaking up
smile

hi i am sammy person smile emote, pepehands

by dabberhero December 10, 2018

Sammy Dees

the man, the legend himself .... a true SAVAGE MOTHER FUCKER ... This man gets cross faded, drunk, high and he fucks bitches all night long. He pulls all the ladys including the one and only MAE JACKSON.

boy “was that sammy dees”
girl “holy shit yea”
boy “i have now seen god himself”

by taylor kinkaid January 2, 2019

sammymac

A fat lard that plays a lot of sports and gets the shit beat out of him in wrestling. He likes 80 different people at once such as Kate Balm.

Wow you must be a Sammymac because homie you are quite large

by Sammymac January 6, 2019

sammy naylor

a tall specimen who tends to like odd sports and quite acedemic
and tends to flex there goods

that guys sucha sammy naylor
stop sammy nayloring

by lord Rys January 26, 2019

Sammy

A creature that is able to eat buliding and, if left unsatisfied can turn into a massive being who will unlock thier full potential and possibly eat its loved ones. On other planets they have been recorded to eat the very surface of the planet and still ask for seconds. Russia is currently working on an Army of Sammy creature so that they may one day consume all that lies ahead of them and take over the planet.

Daniel:Omg what happend on 9/11?
Kevin: Sammy came out and ate the two bulidings the news says planes so that people dont get scared.

by Osma Bin Lyftin since 2003 March 20, 2019

Sammy n ralphy

Two dope ass bitches who live life to the max. Josh is their most prized possession. You mess w them and they’ll probably still love you.

Wow look at Sammy n Ralphy, they go hard in the paint

by Ralphycakes179 April 30, 2019