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midget hunting season

well you get a tater gun load it with a net and when you see a midget walking down the street you shoot him with the gun the net will capture him and you jump on him real fast and tie his arms and legs together grab the end of the net and beat him on the ground real hard till it knocks him out then take him to the taxidermy and get him stuff and put him on the wall until and you find a shorter one its a world wide sport
hunter: come here you little midget
midget: your never gonna catch me you big....person
hunter:im gonna catch you little shit
midget:run run run you cant catch me im the ginger bread man
hunter: for those little legs you can run pretty fast
*boom* the net catches the midget
midget screams
hunter: just like catchin howgs in the old days *spits*
MIDGET HUNTING SEASON: AMDERICAN SPORT
by big redneck August 5, 2006
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Perfect Season

1. 72 Dolphins
2. 48 Browns

These are the only teams in Pro Football History to go undefeated throughout the regular season and playoffs.

The 48 Browns went 14-0 and won the AAFC Championship finishing 15-0.

The 72 Dolphins went 14-0 and won their three playoff games including Super Bowl VII to finish 17-0.

There are strong arguements against both teams however.

The 48 Browns played in the 8 team AAFC league that was considered inferior to the 10 team NFL league.

The 72 Phins played only two teams with a .500 record or better, neither of those two teams made the playoffs.

The 84 49ers and 85 Bears are considered to have been better as they went 15-1 and finished 18-1.

The 85 Bears however swept both their playoff opponents on their way to the Super Bowl which ended up being the most lopsided at the time.

While the 49ers lost their only game by 3 points.

The 2007 Patriots also went 18-1 owning the best start in NFL history at 18-0, however even though their lone loss was like the 49ers, by only 3 points, it came in the Super Bowl and thus negated the team finishing a perfect 19-0 or even considered better than the 85 Bears or 84 49ers since they went 18-1 and LOST the Championship Game.

The 34 Bears went 13-0 and also lost their Championship game to finish 13-1.

The 42 Bears went 11-0 and also lost their Championship game to finish 11-1.

The last three examples are of the greatest chokes in NFL history.

In the CFL the 48 Calgary Stampeders went 15-0 after winning the Grey Cup.

Outside of Football there have been 7 NCAA Basketball Teams to finish with a perfect record, however in terms of Pro Sports only in the CFL, AFL and NFL can there ever feasibly be a team to finish their season without a loss.
" Do you remember the 72 Dolphins? Yeah they went perfect, but I wish they'd SHUT UP about it "
" The 07 Pats almost went perfect....almost "
" Hey the 2007 Pats went 18-0"
" Yeah but they lost the Super Bowl so who gives a shit? "
" If a team pulls a perfect season they get double their salary...or they should "
" I pulled a perfect season...in my fantasy league "
by Bill Abdull March 10, 2008
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seasick

When someone has deep deep waves and a girl/boy is so obsessed because she/he believes that someone has "good hair" can't get off the fact that the persons hair is the way it is and loves their waves can be characterized a a sesick person
Dang his waves are deep he got me seasick.
by Alex'Andra May 27, 2008
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Sebastion

A boy who got hit in the head by a golf club and sucks his friends off
Omg hes a sebastion
by Jerrylmp June 29, 2020
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cupcake season

The time of the year when nothing but cuddling and sex is going on. Usually when it's cold outside such as Fall and Winter time .
Tom met many girls over the summertime but only one was good enough for cupcake season.
by Oasis Ice September 19, 2017
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Wet Season

The presence/appearance of (usually a crowd of) sexy/fit/horny ladies. Also what you would exclaim when pointing them out to a friend.
By Jove Mr. Pooley, is it wet season again already?
by Jake July 21, 2003
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Silly season

The holiday season or Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, and any other holidays that fall into that time frame. It's called that because people of all the holiday related stress contributes to increases of suicide.
Wow, three suicides on campus this month? That's why they call it the "Silly season"
by GHouck October 29, 2008
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