Crusty Screen

When you cum all over your screen and forget to wipe it off.

I forgot to wipe my screen after last night's cum sesh and now I have crusty screen.

by a7xfan1021 August 3, 2016

Screen-shoot

Mrs Hoare's made up plural word for 'screenshot'.

"Let me just screen-shoot this diagram for you girls so you can put it in your books"

by livemusic02 November 9, 2022

King von anti piracy screen

King von anti piracy screen

“Hey jimmy nigga butt token king von anti piracy screen” it means i got a drop on this flexing nigga he from tenesee i had a thot she be with the shits

by Brainrotking January 10, 2025

Screen door shit

Diarrhea so runny and projecting at a high velocity that it’ll fly right through a screen door.

“I ate at the Mexican place and got the screen door shits so bad before I even left the parking lot.” Jayson

by BUTT0N February 8, 2021

chin screen

When you go down to the local shops and put your testicles onto the display glass of the cold beverage section simultaneously reading the 2nd Lord of the rings book out loud and staring into the eyes of a 3rd Generation Mexican cheese farmer

Hey honey, I'm just going to "chin screen" this afternoon I think.

by Cobsteam Mcgeesteintin February 11, 2019

screen time conventions

The phenomenon where until smartphones have been around for sufficiently long periods of time, there are multiple different conventions on how well a child should behave in order to get more screen time. Even though by now, there have been found the following deciding factors on whether someone (children or otherwise) should (be allowed to) have screen time: a) the desired duration of screen time, b) the purpose of having screen time, c) personal susceptibility towards the effect(s) of excessive screen time.

In our household, screen time conventions are strict; we have to consider behavior, purpose, and how long the kids can actually handle it without experiencing brainrot.

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025

Screen Fatigue

Brain feels foggy and weak after looking at a computer or phone screen for so long.

If I don't stop looking the screen, I'll get Screen Fatigue!!

by TheResearcher June 1, 2023