Science

When stupidity and incompetence merge.

Trump and congress uses science to make most their decisions.

by Leaniscodeine July 11, 2020

TikTok Science

A recent study conducted by scientists in which they found out that the app TikTok shares 99.99% of its DNA with cancer.

Scientist 1: Aha!
Scientist 2: What is it?
Scientist 1: It appears that I have found that the popular app, TikTok, does indeed share 99.99% of its DNA with cancer! This is TikTok science!
Scientist 2: Well, it does make sense.

by Is butter a carb? August 3, 2020

Science

Why on earth do we need to know how the damn world works. Okay, I get that some things are useful, but de we really need to know why our water can turn into ice? And all it is is fucking confusing. So, science is the study of facts or truths that are systematically arranged and show why general laws work how they do. Why the HECK do we need this sort of information in our heads?

When ice turns into water, it is science doing it's thingy.

by ima dumbass bitch September 8, 2020

Science

To test something sporadically, usually in a video game.

"Can you break your fall with water in the nether?"
"Idunno. Science it."

by Dee54 September 16, 2020

Robert Blake science college

A stupid school that doesn't allow drinking water

Robert Blake science college lol

by Eeeerrrrttttpppp October 9, 2020

science fiction

a flex of imagination, serving many as righteous motivation.

for some things, our reality right now.

Doug: i am grateful for science fiction!

by wokeup2this July 15, 2022

Science

Science is the subject of torture to some and heaven to others . Basically everyone dies in that subject. So, either you hate that subject to death or you love it to death.

Classmate 1: Hey girlie how’s your Science paper-
Classmate 2: I did rlly badly I MEAN I DUN CARE ABOUT WHO INVENTED THE BUNSEN BURNER

Classmate 1 *offended* : Robert Bunsen is basically the soul of Science, which is my fav subject.

by 😈😃damn July 26, 2022