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Jonathan Dave Samuel

Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.
"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan Dave Samuel made me laugh"

"Jonathan Dave Samuel, i need one of them"
Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel
by ghfyb1234 February 9, 2022
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Samuel

Im a barbie GIRL OR BOY I was made be a cute girl named Ahmyla she is the Best andddd yeaaaaaaaaaaa
Samuel purrrrrrrr
by Ahmyla April 26, 2021
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samuel baca

Samuel Baca is a smart and caring person you will usually find him playing Xbox or on Snapchat.
(Random person 1) man that guy is smart and he plays a lot of Xbox
(Random person 2) yah I think his name was Samuel Baca
by Yeet_guy 32 November 27, 2018
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Samuel

A psychopath who enjoys animal cruelty.
Typical method of execution is drowning.
Dude! That man right there is a Samuel, don't let him near your dog.
by totallynothrishikesh November 25, 2023
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Samuel’s Penis

Samuel’s penis was very long
Lilly said his penis was very big!” Harry said

Samuel’s penis is very long
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samuel._.sheldrake

A legend or a boss. Single and he has Instagram go follow him he’s the best. He’s selling like a god church
You see Samuel._.Sheldrake he is the best person to live ever. He’s just a legend
by Daniel Kinirons October 15, 2017
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Samuel Bowley

Samule Bowely is a guy that has many different opinions on everything. A Samuel Bowley likes to shop for others to make them "sweet". Pulls all of the girls and likes the name Malia. He's not afraid to drink acholic drinks.
That person is sweet, he must be a Samuel Bowley
by Dis.guy_ October 16, 2016
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