Samuel

The biggest annoyance you will ever come across. He makes noise with intent to piss off anyone within a ten foot radius and will get louder if you walk away.

Guy 1: Shut the fuck up!
Guy 2: No!
(Guy 1 walks away)
(Guy 2 follows and gets louder)
Guy 1: FUCK OFF! YOU ARE SUCH A SAMUEL!

by Mykropenys January 17, 2018

Samuel

A short Japanese man that has long black hair and looks at do peni.

Samuel said "Your for has a pretty big dick."

by apollolink November 14, 2018

Samuel

A violent person who only violently jacks-off and beats women, daily. Doesn't have money or a Dad. Lives in a genially bad area and dislikes everyone.

ffs sake it Samuel, time to get beat

by Al-an May 11, 2020

samuel hamburger

A really awesome dude with a horse dick and a big heart.

IF YOU TALK TO SAMUEL HAMBURGER I WILL RIP YOUR LEG OFF

by Juliana Hamburger December 22, 2017

Samuel

Absolute unit, has a head the size of a melon. Absolute lad.

Person 1: wow that guy looks so cool
Person 2: aye he’s Samuel, he’s an absolute unit
Person 1: oh wow we have to be friends with him or we’ll die

by T. rex 10101 February 20, 2019

samuel

A creepy stalker-ish kid that usually likes to stalk Raelynn’s, he has blonde hair, glasses, and can be found in red clothing, and kaki shorts. Watch out for these guys, and make to sure to lock your doors at night.

Oh man, is that samuel? He followed me home last night

by yayayysyayayta October 24, 2019

Samuel

Big fat bender who belongs in a whale enclosure

Samuel go back to the whale enclosure

by arthurbaker04 November 24, 2019