Swamp Donkey

1. Creature similar to that of a troll, with a very potent venom that secretes from the face which can be seen easily from many distances away. Sometimes known to have fits of rage, which usually go unanswered and ignored, but these frenzies are usually provoked by the Swamp Donkey's enemies. It can be seen devouring intoxicated males at your local underage bars or fraternity housing facilities. Once having lain with the beast, you will endure a lifetime of humiliation and an itchy pubic area. Avoiding contact with the wretched abomination is highly recommended, for it will attempt to suck on your face.
As legend has it, the Swamp Donkey once seduced a young African American male with her medusa-like gaze, and forced him to pleasure her on the dancefloor with crowds and crowds of people staring in agony.

2. Antithesis of everything good.

Stephanie: Did you see where the tall red headed kid I liked went?

Jacky: I think the Swamp Donkey took him home to her lair.

Stephanie: Hes never coming back alive.

Joe: Have you seen the Swamp Donkey lately?

Max: Dude, she totally just used the keg tap as a dildo, looks like we are out of beer.

by Trollerbynight February 26, 2011

Swampdonkey

An ugly or disgusting girl

Mark loves to bang swampdonkeys

by Mark Sawires June 1, 2006

swampbilly

1. Cajun put down for poor freaks that live in the swamp.
2. Similar to hillbilly, adapted for terrain.

S'up Adam, you see them swampbillies trying to add 50 cent to a dollar...dumbass backwoods freaks.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

Swamp Donkey

noun: an old Chevy Truck, usually green in color, that most men and all women would be embarrassed to drive on a public roadway. Runs rather well for its age, but leaves much to be desired in appearance. Most often used for hauling garbage or providing heat while drinking beer in the driveway.

Doug: "Let's have a beer! I'll fire up the Swamp Donkey."

by Danatsams January 28, 2013

Swamp Pussy

n. A vagina or asshole that has had sperm fermenting in it for 18 hours or more. The odor it emits is unmistakable and has a tendency to linger with a strong intensity.

Damn Earnie, I could smell your swamp pussy as you were walking up the driveway. Is this your way of showing off all your trophies from last nights orgy?

by finger puppet (pink slipper) October 26, 2009

swamp

To throw terrible drunken game at a girl, and you keep throwing it even though she is obviously disgusted and totally has a boyfriend. meanwhile, you're completely oblivious and horny. slurry words a must. and try to be as dirty as possible.

Sorry i swamped your girl last night, man. i was completely wasted. seriously, im sorry. put the bat down.

by Harry Undercarriage January 8, 2007

Swampmoose

an overweight fatass woman with no sexual appeal at all!!!

Anna Nicole was hot, now she's a swampmoose

by Jason Goad December 22, 2003