stumpdick

Often called "Stumpy," especially by girls referring to men with small penises. Sometimes a racist slur by blacks to non-Blacks, or by Blacks or Whites to Asians.

She dumped him because he was a stumpdick in the sack.

by Joel D. Parker September 27, 2006

Shump

The smaller version of Shemp . A shorter useless piece of shit of a person. If Shemp had a mini me.

Shemp just let's shump shemp out all day. Team useless.

by DeezBolas July 2, 2018

stumplin

A small person stumpy person who is not very intelligent... a mixture of stumpy and dumplin STUMPLIN

Man Mark is such a small fat retard....wot a STUMPLIN

by Burnzio June 26, 2006

Scumpy

Scumpy is anything sleazy, deceitful or an outright lie. Scumpy comes from {Scump} (Trump) and stands for dishonesty.

If you're going to be that scumpy you might as well run for for office.

by MsTerry April 29, 2019

slumping

When a young male lowers his standards for casual sexual encounters. "Slut humping."

"I feel like there are no interesting girls here.... I think I'm going to end up slumping again for my birthday."

by ogmarshall January 13, 2009

stumpf

verb, used in progressive tense ("stumpfing").
To apply a pair of tighty-whiteys with profuse skid-marks to an individual's face, usually while they are sleeping or passed out due to intoxication.

That drunk guy on the couch fell victim to one awful stumpfing.

by Millionaire September 28, 2005

Stumpy

A drunken one night stand soo ugly,when you wake up the next day with her on your arm, you would rather gnore your own arm off leaving you with a stump for a arm, instead of waking them.

(because obv alchohol will make a lass look way more attractive then they are)

Never slept with a stumpy, but i've woken up with a few

by SiegeCow May 23, 2008