God Stalker

A person who is obsessed with God and Christianity that God got freaked out put a restraining order against them.

That bitch is such a God Stalker, she does nothing but be obsessed with christianity.

by Anonymous66613 June 11, 2010

Package Stalker

Definition:
1.The Obsession of stalking packages constantly via online aka "Package Tracking"

1. The Package Stalker sat there on his laptop while stalking his Condoms.

by pigy0300 November 14, 2014

Zodiac Stalker

That one person who is constantly asking other people their zodiac signs so they can find out everything about them.

Girl: Hey, did you see that bitch ask the water polo star what his zodiac sign was?
Girl 2: She's such a zodiac stalker.

by Shounen-Ai Princess July 7, 2016

corn stalking

When two men stand back to back with their ass cheeks gently touching while reaching around and stroking the other man's cock.

"Hey dude, after the gym do you want to take a shower together and maybe do some corn stalking?"

by cornstalker69 June 29, 2017

Guardian Stalker

A little thing with lots of legs that shoots deadly lasers at things, appears in Legend of Zelda, Breath of the Wild. You can also control them.

Link: Oh no! A guardian! Run!
Guardian Stalker: Haha die
Link: *jumps on and drives on top of a volcano*

by adhesivestiky October 23, 2018

half a stalk

When your penis becomes half-erect.

After she kissed my balls I suddenly got 'half a stalk'.

by captain doosh poo April 3, 2006

facebook stalker

a unknown character that into all the groups, fan clubs you are into on facebook.

John:dude i have notice this one chick that into all the stuff i'm into.
friend: she must be your facebook stalker!

by ur stalker(jk) April 13, 2010