Located in the cultural mecca of the UK that is Newbury Berkshire, St Bartholomew's - more commonly known as St Barts - is a haven for
dead personality girls and guys who wear
adidas hoodies and smoke vapes. Despite the overwhelming middle class demographic, many of the kids here try to act like
London roadmen, adopting fake working class accents and vocabulary. Similarly, many girls like to develop nicotine addictions for the aesthetic - more simply described as rah where's my baccy girls, and the majority have, at one
time or another, slept with wet guys for free weed and ket. Every group has that one
person that has no friends and noone likes but just hangs around at the edge of the circle so they don't look sad and
pathetic, and 1 in
5 people will get a part
time job at the big tesco's or the Tot Hill maccies, and then spend all their earnings on stone island jackets. Most of the 16/17 year olds have shitty fake ids which they use once and get confiscated, and think that a good night out is Spoon's til 9pm and then
home so mummy doesn't beat them. Oh and all the white girls think that activism involves just reposting shit on their insta stories, but then they buy sweatshop-made primark clothes and get a new iPhone every 6 months.
But its still better than park house and at least it's not in Thatcham.
Emily: Guys did you see that I've organised a BLM/Climate Change/#FuckBoris march at St Batholomew's School Newbury ? If you're not there, you're the problem.
Sam: Nah g sorry
Hunter's having a mad sesh at his yard, there's gonna be bare Kopperburgs. Can't
dip St Bartholomew's School Newbury.
