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scoop face

when you know you lost in a card game so you scoop your cards up
player 1 just got a breakthrough or vortex played on him for free and player 2 yelled scoop face
by 7896 January 21, 2007
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trump scooping

The act of farting, then cupping your hand and scooping it up towards your nose (or someone else's) to breathe in your sensational effort.
Bob's always trump scooping at me - I can smell them from here, thanks!
by benbenbenny August 1, 2009
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scoobster

Retard who is signed up to reload network servers LMFAO
Monil, my server is all wong (wah):'(

Love Scoobster
by Darbz March 2, 2005
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scoop and score

Scoop and Score is a procedure described as when a male is looking to "get some" and notices a girl who has clearly punched her first class ticket to blackout city and is stumbling and falling all over the place. He then scoops her back to his (or maybe even her) place and scores, hence the scoop and score.

criterion for said scoop and score:
1. male must be pursing female and

2. obviously trying to get some
3. girl must be in or on her way to blackout city
4. must score
5. takes place at a social setting (i.e. party, bar)
guy 1: yo check that girl over there, she just fell. She's prime for the scoop and score
by blue.eyed.winter January 14, 2010
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scoop shovel

large shovel used for snow removal ( shovel light stuff )
Yo dude, use this scoop shovel remove El pero poop from my yard!
by itichie_nocanpo July 5, 2006
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scolops

the inhaled smoke from a bong or hooka
We were pulling scolops from the bong
by Generic Vic September 23, 2006
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Scoop

Scoop- a word used instead of a "swear word" so inplace of the swear just say scoop, it's funny, makes sence, and gets the point across.
I got to take a really big scoop (sh*t, but don't actually say sh*t)
And it's gonna hurt like a scoop (bi*ch)
So you better scooping (f*cking) get out the way b4 i scooping (f*cking) kill u
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