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russian

adj; a word of, interestingly, english background;
- as in male: smart, intelligent; the one that never attended any of the lectures in college but still has gotten a nice solid B; person that can tell you wtf War and Peace is all about and wtf are the antibodies;
- as in female: strikingly beautiful, intelligent, but with an awful attitude, the one that can play Diablo and drink vodka better than her twin brother.
-Hey have you seen that russian that has never attended a lecture?

-Yeah hes pretty drunk and just solved the Bermud triangle.
by Mellie April 25, 2004
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Russian

Russians do have the balls to say what they think. Of course, this used to get them killed under the Stalin regime.
Russians, like all people, voice their opinions.
by Diggity Monkeez December 14, 2004
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Russian

Russian - noun

A person who solves all of his, or her, problems with Vodka, Tetris and Nuclear Missiles
by rzhhhh November 22, 2011
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high russian

a sex practice in which a homosexual man anally penetrates another man while performing fellatio on him at the same time
After meeting Bruce at a gay bar ,Rico took him back to his pad and gave him a high russian.
by fuad ramses January 30, 2004
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Russian Magneto

A torture tactic and/or sick form of pleasure as you stick a paper clip or small metal piece in ones urethra and use magnetic source to vibrate said metal piece.
Man 1: dude are you okay?
Man 2: god no....
Man 1: what happened
Man 2: Lacey gave me a russian magneto last night....I have never been so....disturbingly pleased and disgusted

Man 1: We, sir, are no longer friends
by Og mudslide July 29, 2009
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russian seagull

the agonizing pain when a guy is fuckin a girl on the beach and takes his cock out dips his cok into the sand and re inserts it in the girl
nacy: i got a yeast infection from when dave gave me a russian seagull
by xman13 February 3, 2010
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russian wheelchair

A male sitting in a chair while a female proceeds to do a backflip from a ledge onto your balls and then shoves a hotpocket in your mouth
Bruh, me and Sally did the Russian wheelchair last night! The chair is broke but still!!!
by SirFartquad June 7, 2016
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