Roster

Your group of friends.

"What are you doing tonight buddy?"
"I don't know, the roster's empty. Bill's at the lake, Seabass is out with his wifey, Shaun is just a loser now, and Ciggy called a dragon slayer without me."

by the product September 26, 2005

rooter

(Australian slang) A prostitute.

That one's a right nasty rooter if you ask me.

by gloin April 3, 2004

rotten bananas

The best form of rotten fruit/vegetable to throw when a comedian is doing poorly. It's better than rotten tomatoes because, in addition to covering the person in smelly pulp, there's actually a good chance of putting out their eye.

COMEDIAN: So, what's up with the black boxes on planes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of them? Sounds like something George Bush came up with!

SPECTATOR: Dude, shut the fuck up! *throws rotten bananas*

COMEDIAN: OH GOD, MY EYE!

by Little Nerd May 6, 2006

Ronter

A particularly fluffy dog. A dog with a heavy, often curly coat of fur.

That ronter next door was covered with ticks after rolling in the leaves.

by Marge1103 April 20, 2010

Rotten Strawberry

(Eating a bowl of delicious strawberry's is a pure pleasure except when the last one is rotten, it ruins the entire experience.)

When someone gives another person a string of compliments followed by a negative remark.

"My boyfriend said my hair looked nice, I smelled great and I looked hot in my new dress. He then fed me a "rotten strawberry" by telling me my ankles were too fat.

by AniMaeWest April 15, 2011

Rooted in love

A "charity" trying to empower women worldwide...but actually just macrame themselves in the prayer room.
"Do you dream while you journal, or journal while you dream?"

"I really want to be rooted in love!"

by so_they_may_beloved August 20, 2018

Roto-Rooter

The deviant sexual practice wherein the gentleman defecates into the mouth of his partner, filling it to the brim, then proceeds to use his engorged genital (or in this case, foaming pipe snake) to bang said mouth, as if trying to unclog a stopped-up drain.

"Alright kids, time for bed! And be quick about it; Daddy's downstairs awaiting a rambunctious night of coupling, culminating in an intense Roto-Rooter the likes of which this sleepy little hamlet has never seen."

by Hogarth Yasminowitz December 11, 2006