Back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion

Taking a huge dump looking like your reeling in a huge pike and when you finally let the log drop - you get splashed in the ass with dirty torlet water.

Ohhhh man i just did a back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion i need to go home and change my underwear

by Pillsbury187 August 7, 2009

Juxta Position

It is a sex position, where your in between a hot girl and a fugly girl, and you just have the fugly girl there to make the hot girl look hotter. You focus all your attention on the hot girl, and just look at the fugly girl when you need motivation.

Timmy: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyy girl, want to be in my Juxta Position
Fugly Girl: I would be the hot one right?
Timmy:Yeeah suuuuuuuuuure.....
Kate Upton: Okay now Timmy, ready to fuck?
Timmy: Yeah just bringing along this girl for Juxta Position

by WesleySuxDick December 2, 2014

Mongolian Banana Bread Sex Position

The non-sexual act of eating Mongolian banana bread while eating with Mongolian chopsticks. Note that you must be Mongolian to do this sexual position. If not, you must be of Iranian decent living in America while having sex and eating non-Mongolian banana bread with non-Mongolian chopsticks AND do something sexually related. ex: Masturbation, Blumpkin, Handjob, Blowjob, Dirty Smurf, Double Penetration, etc.

This is the ONLY sexual position that does not require sex at all. With the exception of being Persian while living in America, but the Persians MUST be doing something sexually.

Also take note that ONLY Mongolians from Mongolia or Persians that live in the United States are able to do this.

Me: Haha, Marshall just texted me saying that he's doing the Mongolian banana bread sex position.

Some other dude: But he's not Mongolian. He's a Persian living in America....

Me: Exactly....

Some other dude: Ohhhh...

Me and Some other dude: YAAAAAAAAAAAY! (Inside joke)

by Sir Eezoh September 16, 2010

Absotively Posilutely

Just like saying "Absolutely, Positively" but when you want to be weird and be like Hannah Montana, Disney Channel's brat pop princess.

Pr: Ab-so-tiv-ly (ee sound) Pos-e-lute-ly

Girl 1: You wanna go clubbing?

Girl 2: Absotively Posilutely!

by softball_queen January 8, 2009

sex ""positions omg""

Somone who gets excited on teh thought of sexual intercoarse.

omg sex ""positions omg"" are so cool

by homiiciide January 31, 2008

96 position

The "69 position" performed on the ceiling.

Girl: "Let's 69"
Guy: "I have a better idea... let's 69 on the ceiling, the 96 position."

by Shnallen January 26, 2010

Posie

Posie means you’re a boss ass bitch but also caring and isn’t afraid to throw hands if necessary. She’s an amazing and wonderful person with a personality of a goddess

*see’s a girl whooping ass*
Damm she looks like a Posie

by Gelert October 11, 2019