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Piddle and Diddle

What men usually do constantly when their wife or girlfriends are out of town for a weekend or longer. "Piddle" refers to doing menial chores or activities by themselves, followed by masturbation or "diddle", because of boredom.
Troy: "Hey man, what did you do this weekend with Liz out of town?"
Travis: "Not much, dude. I was pretty bored, so I spent most of the time cleaning the house and masturbating.
Troy: "Ah, the old piddle and diddle weekend. Sweet!"
by Bayareaboy17 March 3, 2019
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Puddlefist

The act of a male ‘pulling out’ during the act of making love with his freaky, freaky bitch before he ejaculates into a puddle on the floor. The male then dips his knuckles into said puddle and fists the ever-loving fuck out of his partner.
Person 1: “Dude Becky is a freak! I hear she likes to get puddlefisted!”
Person 2: “What’s the big deal? I’ve been getting puddlefisted since 2007.”
by Puddlefistinsince07 May 5, 2019
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Poodle in a skirt

A girl that could be a human poodle.
Guy 1- The girl says she's a pit bull in a skirt, but she kind of looks like a poodle to me.
Guy 2-I know you're thinking that she is funny looking, but don't underestimate what she will do to prove she is not one of the poodles! She thinks you're disrespectful and wants to fight you now for thinking she looks like a poodle in a skirt.
by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019
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paddler

A person from the shallow end of the gene pool. If there is a cream of the genetic crop, this group is the stagnant scum in the nearby lake.
"Fucking hell, have you seen the teeth on that guy? Absolute paddler."
by el-generico July 11, 2019
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Poodle people

Everybody gather round, one of the poodle people is gonna do a new trick! A new party trick!
by Solid Mantis August 20, 2019
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Poodle people

Somebody who was a wimp growing up, and decided to dedicate every second of every minute of every day to being a sho nuff bully, the kind of person who outbullies anybody. Dangerous not because of where they come from or their ideas, but because they would do anything to keep the world from knowing what they're made of.
Don't underestimate the poodle girl, she was a wimp growing up, but there's not much she won't do to hide it from people now. She doesn't want to be associated with the poodle people anymore.
by Solid Mantis August 30, 2019
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Poodle people

The real power behind many an empire.
The poodle girl was the real power behind the ancient empire. Don't underestimate the poodle people or bad things will happen to you.
by Solid Mantis August 30, 2019
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