What men usually do constantly when their wife or girlfriends are out of town for a weekend or longer. "Piddle" refers to doing menial chores or activities by themselves, followed by masturbation or "diddle", because of boredom.
Troy: "Hey man, what did you do this weekend with Liz out of town?"
Travis: "Not much, dude. I was pretty bored, so I spent most of the time cleaning the house and masturbating.
Troy: "Ah, the old piddle and diddle weekend. Sweet!"
Travis: "Not much, dude. I was pretty bored, so I spent most of the time cleaning the house and masturbating.
Troy: "Ah, the old piddle and diddle weekend. Sweet!"
by Bayareaboy17 March 3, 2019
Get the Piddle and Diddle mug.The act of a male ‘pulling out’ during the act of making love with his freaky, freaky bitch before he ejaculates into a puddle on the floor. The male then dips his knuckles into said puddle and fists the ever-loving fuck out of his partner.
Person 1: “Dude Becky is a freak! I hear she likes to get puddlefisted!”
Person 2: “What’s the big deal? I’ve been getting puddlefisted since 2007.”
Person 2: “What’s the big deal? I’ve been getting puddlefisted since 2007.”
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Guy 1- The girl says she's a pit bull in a skirt, but she kind of looks like a poodle to me.
Guy 2-I know you're thinking that she is funny looking, but don't underestimate what she will do to prove she is not one of the poodles! She thinks you're disrespectful and wants to fight you now for thinking she looks like a poodle in a skirt.
Guy 2-I know you're thinking that she is funny looking, but don't underestimate what she will do to prove she is not one of the poodles! She thinks you're disrespectful and wants to fight you now for thinking she looks like a poodle in a skirt.
by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019
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Don't underestimate the poodle girl, she was a wimp growing up, but there's not much she won't do to hide it from people now. She doesn't want to be associated with the poodle people anymore.
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