Penguin rage

when a short fat teacher rages in the class room

omg ms.@#%$ is having a penguin rage11111

teacher: "get back to your work and stop talking"

by straightupgangsta2 January 13, 2011

penguinzo

Charles White Jr. (born August 2, 1994), better known by his online alias Cr1TiKaL (/ˈkrɪtɪkəl/; and its variations MoistCr1TiKaL and BigMoistCr1TiKaL), is an American YouTuber, Twitch streamer, podcaster, actor, and musician. He became popular for his gameplay and commentary videos of various video games on his penguinzo YouTube channel, mainly due to his monotone voice and deadpan delivery of humorous commentary

Penguinzo loves slap tournament.

by Zaeyviroxz May 12, 2021

Swag Penguin

one who has tremendous swag. with the ability to pick up any girl of guy in a matter of minutes.

Hudson? That kid's a swag penguin!

by Cmillzyo July 20, 2011

happy penguins

penguins that are happy
are not sad

because if they were sad
they wouldn’t be happy,
and if they weren’t happy
they would be sad

but they aren’t sad because their happy

Those are some very happy penguins. They almost seem sad but their not cause their happy

by happy__penguins July 30, 2019

Frosting the Penguin

The act of masturbating.

One who beats his goose rapidly.

Someone who jacks off a lot.

Ryan was frosting the penguin last night because he doesnt get pussy.

Sam frosts the penguin every day because his girlfriend won't.

Ben usually frosts the penguin to punnet squares because they excite him.

by benb92 August 29, 2009

pendulomino

A very Sharp Knife, used mainly for cutting double decker tacos

Pass me the pendulomino, i need to cut this taco!

by Candy Lemz February 24, 2008

Pengaroo

A kangaroo with a penguin child - yes, they are very real. Do not get a pengaroo mad, they may fight back more aggressive than a kangaroo. Pengaroos do not like kangaroos, kangaroos are major sluts.

"Did you see that pengaroo?"
"What's a 'pengaroo'?"
"Seriously? I don't think we can be friends!"

by chickentitz December 13, 2009