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Planking

Planking, when an individual stiffens their body, lies face down expressionless on an object whilst straightening their arms and legs, pointing their fingers and toes. Importantly takes a photograph and names it then posts it on Facebook.
Planking on a narrow protrusion or a long slender pole like a plank.
by Madvx July 9, 2011
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A sexual act where one douses their partner in nothing but instant pancake batter to give them a mushy feeling across their entire face and body, this is similar to the gunge or wam fetish, but more tastier for the one receiving the pankake.
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Dude... I should try that with my girl
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Planking

to act as a plank.

1. lay facedown and be still as a plank.
2. keep your arms straight.
3. keep your legs straight.
4. get your friend to take a picture
5. upload to facebook.

ps. the most daring planks are the best. E.g. one that would be hard to do, something that would get you into trouble. like a police car....
sam: hey, remember that planking last night?
bill: yeah we went some gutsy places last night.
by monopolyex June 7, 2011
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planking

The act of placing ones body in such a way in which arms are by the plankers side & all limbs are at full extension often performed on a unanimous object. The object in which the planker chooses to plank on is entirely the plankers choice, although the more unique the object often the better the plank. The planker usually immortalize the plank with a picture.
Bill: I have a great idea for planking!
Sean: Yeah?
Bill: Let's go to the gym and plank the basket!
Sean: Dude, you're sick.
by Sancho Planka June 10, 2011
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