call phil

A request for someone to pack a bowl.

Hey Winston, couldja call phil? Im losing my buzz.

by cynthia roberts December 8, 2007

Dr. Phil

The upscale version of Jerry Springer...minus bald-headed Steve and the tittiebeads...a favorite of McMansion Trash...

Ohh...I'm in a rut...help me DR. PHIL...

by Graffilthier May 23, 2008

dirty phil

the act of having anal sex with a black male rabbit and blowing in it till it explodes then serving it to your mum for dinner then shelfing her shit

he's such a dirty phil!

by ageo April 1, 2019

Dr Phil

An amazing person who always knows just what to say. Always manages to calm me down when I'm having a bad day. My best friend, although he'll never know it.

Dr Phil told me I am making excuses and that I seriously need to stop looking for the bad in people.

by nooknoodle November 3, 2005

what's the plan, phil

said after a major fuck-up to the fucker, usually uttered by the fuckee.

c.f. WTF

Origin: ABC's Modern Family, S02E01 As the family car rolls off the cliff, Claire says to Phil "What's the plan, Phil"

Dude, you dropped a deuce on the boss's desk and stuck my business card in it? What's the plan, Phil.

You forget to pay the mortgage and now we're homeless? What's the plan, Phil.

by Modernisti Familoso July 7, 2011

Dr. Phil

A pimp who should grab a tommy gun and kill all of you haters. I like him because he looks old and he obviously hates rap so stop hating on him ya neo-era rap loving children and enjoy your little fantasy(see the neo-era rap def)

Dr. Phil probably fought in WW2

by Boobsky November 1, 2006

dr phil

Dr Phil is a shrink wit a tv show, who helps people with their problems.

"Yo, i dont wanna get all Dr Phil on ya.."

by WhoCares December 17, 2003