Jake Break

The act in which a worker hides in an unpopulated area while on the clock. The main goal of which is to accomplish absolutely nothing beneficial to a company i.e. hiding in an office while working retail
Hey, have you seen Deantwaann lately?

No, man I haven't seen him in about three hours. He's probably Jake Breaking somewhere and playing with himself
by lancel August 05, 2011
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Breaks-giving

refers to the time of year- around thanks giving, that college freshamn dump their lon-distance high school sweet hearts because they are having "more fun" at college
Tom: did you have a good breaks-giving?
Bob: totally sally and i are over, and i cant wait to hit the parties again!
by mkmae September 07, 2010
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Break Glass

Fucking! Usually with a casual encounter or fuck buddy, but could be anyone! "IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY, BREAK GLASS" ...When you really need to fuck!
You got a nasty ass attitude lately, go break some glass.

Oh girl, you know it's the weekend, I'm need to call my break glass and make an appointment!

What are you doing tonight?
Breaking glass!
by TFannyFresh August 03, 2010
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break out

To loose yo damn mind!! To whall out
Man, tha bitch made me so mad, I was about to break out!!
by Nsdrumma2004 September 09, 2004
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Break the Internet

The umpteenth time in history that the world saw Kim Kardashian's goodies from Krispy Kreme ass memes to her ass making coffee on Vine.
How did Kim K break the internet when we've already seen all she's got? My computer didn't break, it's immune to her ass, breast, and va jay jay.
by Iamfree November 14, 2014
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jail break

In reference to a married or co-habitating couple, on parole refers to when one's spouse or partner is out of town, leaving the other person to temporarily live a pseudo-single life style, wasting time and money in an orgy of short-lived freedom. Often characterized by the person hanging out with his or her single friends, that have probably not been contacted in a long time. Also refered to as a on parole.
Dude, Sally is out of town. So it's a jail break for John! He wants us to hit up the titty-bars every night this week!
by Houman February 01, 2006
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Jail Break

When you prematurely ejaculate, usually while in public.
Clint: That girl's so hot...
Steve: Making eye contact with here will make your jail break.
by BustaNutz June 29, 2011
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